happy smoking with your girl day

eh not rly we still have to find a new place to live and our stuff is still not completely in order, we’re just doing the best we can 😮‍💨

I need a drink

turns out being homeless for two weeks actually ruins your life for months and stuff actually doesn’t get better and also everyone hates you for struggling

off the struggle bus… onto the bus of success

Carrie Bradshaw wistfully smoking a cigarette

I was 23… she was 35…. I was spiralin out… and she was so alive

hailey and I got chased by a dog on our run

oh early Katy Perry no one’s doing it like you….

you have to!!!!!

watching Dirty 30 now that I’m the same age as half the characters thinking about how the last time I watched this movie I had just started college

one thing about me, I’m gonna know a guy for every theme park
Disney? I got a cast member that’s been there a decade
Busch Gardens? I’m friends with a manager
Universal? I got a guy on their board of directors iktr!!!

Melinda Gordon’s boobs are perfect in literally every episode how does she do it

Rene and Annie both made it to 2020 and died the same year NOT THE DOOMED YURI 😭😭😭

JUST FOUND OUT THAT NONE OF THE ORIGINAL MERCURY 7 WIVES ARE STILL ALIVE

they actually sent people to the moon again bc NASA heard that I had just made my gf watch Astronaut Wives Club

Grant Gustin is the American Nicholas Hoult

happy trans day of visibility to my trans and nb oomfs 🏳️‍⚧️ love y’all <3

just got a Safi edit so good I wanna repost but does that make me a fake Pricefield shipper

I’ve been life is strange pilled it’s all that’s on my mind again
brb going to my mind palace (Arcadia Bay)

Screenshot from The Hunger Games of the note that says “you call that a kiss?”

my review of lis reunion

[lis reunion spoilers]
tf do you mean “it was an accident”

staring at my 5 full evidence boards in lis reunion with genuinely no idea who did it

deleted the bleet I actually decided I’m done being self deprecating and I do deserve respect understanding and kindness

YES!!!

School tycoon

Carnival cruise lines Tycoon

I was the number 1 supporter of the tycoon game franchise and I miss these two games in particular so much I would give anything if someone could find me a way to play them again😭😭

[lis reunion spoilers]
it’s so funny that the first big choice is similar to lis1 of either cover for the rich kid’s crimes or rat on them but like AS IF I care at all if I get fired from this fuckass private college I feel like the threat of explosion from Blackwell was a way stronger motivator💀

Saturn return said I’m gonna show you shit you didn’t even think possible and boy did she ever

everything in my life rn is backwards like truly everything and the best example I have of this is I am, for the first time ever in my life, my mothers favorite. I’m sorry but in WHAT FUCKING WORLD??? LMAO??!!?!

The weather app don’t even know wtf going on.

they put a comm major in the new lis but they made him anti analog media??? Rude???????