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Today's no-nuance hot take is: pushy, aggressive sales tactics exist in the same continuum as rapey pickup artist strategies.

There's a grape academy

Side note: people really need to stop it with the algospeak. I cannot take you seriously if you refer to rape as "grape" in some quest to avoid something something "the algorithm."

Disqualifying

Charging Rhino {3}{G}{G} Creature — Rhino This creature can’t be blocked by more than one creature. The knights of Troinir Keep took the rhino as their emblem due to its intense focus when charging down a perceived threat—a trait they discovered on a hunting excursion. 4/4 Illustrated by Daren Bader

4/21 #scryfallrandom can be stopped if you take away his credit card

paternal joy is cool actually

When you’re tempted to suggest that we should forgive and embrace MTG because she’s turning on Trump

Remember that she rose to prominence in part by fueling hate and harassment against families who lost children in school shootings

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

i wish we had the democrats fox news thinks we have and the communists the democrats think we have :(

Sometimes the only thing standing in the way of your goals… is you.

jason driving a usps fork lift

jigsaw driving a tricycle at a usps sorting facility

leatherface cutting a usps desk in half

ghost face as a usps customer service agent do oyu like scary movies? wheres my package?!

found a weird (laudatory) place online

Amazingly specific weirdness. Hell yeah

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

Seattle's projected high is 69 degrees, on today, 4/20.

lol

come on man.

In Article About Horrific Shooting That Killed Eight Children, Forbes Lets Readers Place Bets About Gun Control In a story about a mass shooting that left eight children dead, Forbes is encouraging readers to bet on the news with fake money.

Forbes is gamifying news about the horrific mass shooting in Shreveport, LA this weekend, encouraging readers to bet on the likelihood of gun regulation with fake money via its "ForbesPredict" feature.

Eight children were murdered in the shooting.

futurism.com/future-socie...

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

one of my favorite parts of the onion infowars saga is how Alex Jones lost his fucking mind when they first bought it,,,,, partly because he didn't know or understand what the onion was

I am looking for environmental artists, particularly people with a strong background in concept work for interior locations

Atmospheric/ Liminal vibes appreciated

You can apply by dropping your art in the replies, or send your portfolio to:

regulareyepatchwolf@gmail.com

Humans only. no ai.

let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yeah that's definitely a logical counterpoint lol

i've been around chem plants of various types my whole life and i've always been aware of them in that way. maybe it is more heavy vehicle shit than anything else, idk i don't work there.

i def feel everything in print shops, too, though. been in lots of those as well

fair enough. that feels logical

i feel so many industrial ground vibes that i shouldn't so i'm assuming no one in DC design/construction is more careful than anything else. but maybe that's also just My Autism so who knows

fair point on vacancy. i think they're dumb enough to be assuming 100% full all the time though lol

“again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you” — spencer hall

monday motivation

i guested on a good podcast to talk about @mothership.blog!! check it out. @404media.co is awesome btw, if you like mothership you should be reading 404 as well

Those recordings can then be saved on a StoryCorps microsite or the family’s own storage. There is no cloud connection, no Wi-Fi, and no artificial intelligence features whatsoever.

also, begging people to read the article before rageposting:

The device doesn’t record automatically. Press a button, and the device begins recording CD-quality audio. Push the button again to stop. It records all the audio on a 16-GB microSD card that can hold up to eight hours of audio at a time.

i think StoryCorps is a neat and good org, but this little publicity stunt device (they estimate they'll only make ~100) feels like it wildly misses the mark of everyone who'd want to engage with StoryCorps in the first place

relatively serious Linux Knowers: would i be punching myself in the dick to update my glibc system version?
2.35 -> 2.38 is the version jump in question

i believe in theory it's safe, but i know these things move slowly for good reason.