Ah the classics

Philanthropy is a billionaire trick. They took all the money and now they get to decide. And then when one of them deigns to pay for something, they get treated like they are the best people in the world. They aren't.

Reposting w/alt text because this statement is 🔥

Somewhere Bismarck is looking down in confusion as Germany projects power by sending 4,000 pensioners, 12 buffet stations and a TUI loyalty program through the Strait of Hormuz

Getting emotionally invested in Michael Jordan’s NASCAR team was not something I saw coming

We should be learning from other countries...

Took this hook, line and sinker. A+ content

Being so incompetent at your job that they need to use swat team breaching equipment

I have no medical background and I am not a conspiracy theorist by any means but the lack of scarring or any kind of artifact from the healing is fucking weird.

Maybe there was plastic surgery at point? I have so many questions before I get my hopes up that it was staged

If you weren't thinking this all along, I question your judgement.

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

Magic is #1

Nikola Jokic is the 2nd greatest NBA quarterback of all time

Screenshot of a Tweet by Professor Wright @Savion that says "Zero people die when a protestor shatters a Starbucks window. Tens of thousands die each year because the market denies them health care coverage. The state deems one of these a violent act, the other not. This is because capitalism values private property over human life."

For those that need alt text

This is NFL WR1 status

Ross Perot understood that the American Voting Public yearns for charts and graphs

I never want to hear a rich person’s thoughts on taxes ever again. I don’t give a shit. Fuck you Grover Norquist

I think this is the most likely explanation for what unfolded after the fact. #DonaldJChrist

Opinion Editorial Board America’s income tax is progressive The rich already pay more than their fair share

Unbelievable stuff from the Washington Post on behalf of Jeff Bezos today.

even for him this is inner circle hall of fame bullshit

Biblically accurate GWAR

[Romero breathes]

Commentator: He’s absolutely out of control. A total liability. Walking red card

Alright Richy #COYS

Jose has to be the only player to accomplish this while only playing for 1 team… right?

I can’t understand why that man would be so bad at gambling

Absolute cursed item at the PGA Superstore

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

the NYT political desk is facing facts: their boy Trump is in a terminal political spiral and it's time to start polishing the next right-wing turd

It makes for a very unholy venn diagram

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen