kill la kill is like if jjk was good 100% of the time

My calling in life is to do the dishes for girls who don't like doing the dishes

alright fairy perverts, come and get your food

and it would save us from a bunch of boring-ass chapters where the general story structure is just Sukuna cleaning up the sheer amount of characters the previous arc introduced

I maintain my point that they should've deployed mr.Comedy (or whatever his name was, it's been a while since I've read it) against sukuna instead of against the brain fucker

mostly because finishing off your strongest character like that would've been hilarious

Women who are swords😵‍💫🤤🥴

You cannot look me dead in the eyes and tell me that weapon maintenance isn't foreplay.

Sharpening a knife or sword?

Cleaning and oiling a gun?

Especially when making eye contact with someone.

Staring a poor girl down as I methodically oil the stripped components of my rifle in front of her.

true enough but IDK, FFXIV ages in general are in constant flux, like, most of the main cast's age is kinda obscure due to time fuckery between shards and just the writers not wanting to commit to anything, so it's rarer to ever have a clear answer

it still is a pet peeve of mine that Encyclopedia Eorzea is not freely available, but yeah, a lot of the canon ages are relegated to those or to specifical release materials, and in both cases they're not the sort of thing that is easily available

i really respect folks who are good at goo goo babies

albeit in Gaia's case I think it might be made a bit more obvious by her pair/gf being the "daughter" character with an (I think) explicitly stated age, but I'm pretty sure main game materials never state Gaia's age, maybe they do aproximate it to Ryne's though, it Has been a bit since I did Eden

mostly cuz this is kinda like the lore drop of "Black Cat is 16" where the info is in an obscure piece of media 8 pages down on a twitter thread and the character in-game doesn't really act similarly to how a 16 year old would

poor fucking Lightning, gal cannot stop eyeing up women that already have girlfriends

albeit, through a certain lens this stops being a problem and becomes an attractive... Hmm much to think about

ngl if this is what Lightning Returns led up to, I'd say she's living her best life

gal still has to fight and for a way sillier reason, sure, but counterpoint she can check girls out in the cafe while reading a fashion mag, so I think it balances out

HANDSOME BAKUSHIN HAS HIT THE PENTAGON

Otherside Picnic's chapter where the main duo is approached by a menacing black eyed Borzoi. With a red arrow pointing to Sendai-san, from "ShuuKura" who is repeatedly compared to a Borzoi by her roomate(?) Miyagi.

it's behind me isn't it?

yuri

she just seems like she'd have beef with literally Anyone

you work for her? she has beef with you. You Don't work with her? She has beef with you. You have nothing to do with Lominsa or the admiral? Interact with her for 5 seconds and she'll have beef with you.

Toxic Nerscylla gf who steals all your hoodies and tears them up so they fit her better

#モンハンワイルズ #MHWilds

sex is about leverage and blackmail is the hottest leverage you can have

The world is hard and boobs are soft

dolls love posting extremely self-incrimating things without thinking about the potential ramifications then getting all surprised and flustered when someone uses that information against them. it's enrichment.

Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"

Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.

I love this text post so I drew it

instead, she sends the mortals heart into overdrive by spreading her legs with an inviting smile

“well then, dear disciple: your battlefield awaits”

the bride swallows, closes the gap between them and, with a final look into the warm honey of aphrodites eyes, throws herself into holy sacrilege

UNBEATABLE'S "brickout" minigame, a low fidelity 3D model of an older computer, the screen shows 034 points and only one 'brick' on the screen, and no ball in sight. In other words, suffering.

6 whole goddamn hours and I still haven't got it, I started making strategies and shit in my head after hour 2, and from then I just couldn't stop thinking about it in those terms, it's fucking stupid, I'd even go so far as to say that I can't stand it it's brainpoison

I HAVE SPENT THE LAST 3 HOURS ON #UNBEATABLE AND OH MY GOD BRICKOUT SUCKS 3 HOURS ON THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET IT PLEASE FREE ME FROM THIS PRISON I HATE YOU @dcellgames.com I HATE YOU THIS IS JUST MY LIFE NOW!!!!!!

blocking annoying ppl is so awesome

you say that as if you weren't already doing that...

wait people don't already do that???