I drive past 5 stores to get to my H-E-B. Not gonna stop either.

Yep, fleet week. But if someone said war has started, not sure I wouldn't believe it.

Yes! This is the message.

Such a great song!!

I hope the heck this is rock bottom.

There's a feeling that the tide is turning and it will. The larger problem is that all the damage done could take many years to turn things back.

If you hate Pope Leo because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

I’m in Texas. I think Abbott and Trump overplayed their hand. And when it backfires, it will be spectacular!

The thing is, any of the four would be great to talk to.

So, this is a cuisine?

Come on now. He’s been blaming everyone else for everything. I’m sure Stephen Miller hijacked his phone during nap time.

You say a lot of stuff that’s very funny. But this one is just absolutely true!

Good luck and have fun. Wait for the first ball hit to the fence and watch the whole team take off after it!!

For that to truly happen, they’d have to tie him up and take his phone away.

Well done!

Damn right. Texans need to vote out all of the state’s leadership. Greg Abbott. John Cornyn. Ken Paxton. These MF’ers have gotta go. Ted Cruz isn’t on the ballot but he’s one of the worst elected officials in the state. Y’all can get his raggedy ass in 2028.

Fun fact: The economy is better under Democrats. Not only is it consistently better, but it's always the Democrats who have to clean up the mess left by Republicans. 😳👇

One of the best ever!

Lol. This is funny because I told my wife a few days ago that the secret to weight loss is to sleep late.

Matt, I've come to enjoy your insight into our weather and your takes on Houston and various other subjects. Good luck to you and your family.

Uh oh, that's not good.

Elizabeth Banks

Happy St. Joseph's day to you too. I'll be taking pasta to my 93 year old mom to celebrate.

I could watch this all day

Even with all the news organizations and their taking-heads, this is still the best explanation for Trump's predicament I've seen so far.🗽

Team Italy for me!!

I went to 3 of the games in Houston and had a blast

The Tennessee Titans fired Bum Phillips too. Worst decision ever.

Now that was funny!!

When James Talarico talks about "turning over the tables", this is exactly what he's referring to.