Almost like left and right are relative terms!

These Oakley truck doofuses who go under posts they disagree with and comment "Things that'll never happen for 500, Alex" really got some nerve to think that they could ever qualify to be on Jeopardy.

Keep Alex's name out your damn mouth

Somebody's leader of the free world is out here going on about the end times or some shit. Does anybody know any relatives of his we could call? I've got him at Kroger rn seated in one of those shopping carts you drive. He's the one who's shoes are tissue boxes

LeBron doesn’t understand that going on the internet to talk shit about Memphis is exclusively for RETIRED people with empty days and no one to talk to. He jumped the gun by a few months

tfw you find a rich vein of Gatorade Arctic Blast that hasn’t been mined yet. Coming to a farmer’s market near you!

The first fossil fuel nonsense to go in this energy crisis HAS to be gas powered leaf blowers at 7 AM.

The second is, obviously, driving empty tour busses around major cities to advertise AI Assistants or vacationing in Missouri

What’s third?

Whoever it was that found that lookalike to Hugh Jackman in the Prestige deserves a retroactive Oscar for casting

I agreed with your top 3 ordering until last week when I finally saw The Secret Agent. I didn’t expect it to win, but I think it’s my personal best movie of last year. Watched it again the next night and it was even better. I know you hate long ass movies, but it goes fast and is beautiful

“Um, I’m sorry, I think I made a wrong turn. Could you point me in the direction of the Big GOOD Breakfast?”

Crude oil would be named fuckin Brent

The Trump folks really gonna call this a "special military operation"?

I don’t care if it is a Friday, All Things Considered talking about Mitski’s album only 8 minutes into the broadcast is a cry for help

We need to bring “office-job brain” into consciousness the same way “car-brain” has been. Your physical body is an important part of consciousness!

Any chance they make a Fitbit that comes with zero chance of giving power to wealthy and duplicitous snitches?

Probably a bad sign for AI’s branding that I’m constantly confusing Nvidia with Nxivm

I often have a hard time wrapping my head around humans being 60% water, but not when I‘m watching a slo mo replay of someone doing the luge

I feel like if anyone in the Grizz organization had ever broken up with someone they still had 3 months left on the lease with, they would’ve handled this Ja situation differently

This weird ice is finally melting and has every snowman looking like a Brancusi

Man, this new season of Fargo really sucks ass

On top of everything else, remember that the $200 Billion in funding ICE got last year from Congress was deficit financed. So not only did we pay for yesterday’s murder, but we’ll be paying the interest on that murder for generations.

Man, wish the Grizz could figure their shit out, this team is so much fun

I’m not mentally prepared to see Ja playing for another team

New Year’s Resolution just dropped if any other sick fucks want to go through this with me

Yusuf / Cat Stevens – Morning Has Broken (Official Lyric Video) YouTube video by Yusuf / Cat Stevens

2.) m.youtube.com/watch?v=DmAO...

I Shall Be Released (Remastered) YouTube video by Nina Simone - Topic

Two songs immediately came to mind:

1.) m.youtube.com/watch?v=iHWO...

So do they think that capturing Maduro is gonna get Americans to stop buying cocaine?

Flight’s delayed until 1:15 AM. Anyone know of a good after hours bar at the Charlotte Airport?

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

Ugh *best working comics

Memphis, if you like the kind of stand-up that’s live and in-person and not highly edited 20 second clips with no stakes, one of the working comics in the country is at the Hi Tone tonight and is absolutely worth your time