Layne Staley from the band Alice in Chains

🎶 Frooom a caaan or a box
I uusually taaaste like s#!t
Wooon't yoouu trrry tooo make me
Freshly...

Po-oh-woah-ta-toes dry?
(𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘥𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘺)
Ee-ee-ee-ee-ven Guy
(𝘍𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘪 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘦)
Onnn Di-ners, Drive-Ins and Dives
(𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵-𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦)
Aaa-aany-way just try
Some homemade gravy

Layne Staley from the band Alice in Chains

🎶 Frooom a caaan or a box
I uusually taaaste like s#!t
Wooon't yoouu trrry tooo make me
Freshly...

Po-oh-woah-ta-toes dry?
(𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘥𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘺)
Ee-ee-ee-ee-ven Guy
(𝘍𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘪 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘦)
Onnn Di-ners, Drive-Ins and Dives
(𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵-𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦)
Aaa-aany-way just try
Some homemade gravy

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🎶 Hit Den-nys to end the night
Ever tried hash browns with gravy and cheese?
I can show you what it's like
woah
Smother !

The turning point was the door.

🎶 When you have
cheese curds and gravy
But no fries
It might sound crazy
Here's the fix:
Poutine on a ritz

🎶 When you have
cheese curds and gravy
But no fries
It might sound crazy
Here's the fix:
Poutine on a ritz

Says theology needs to be rooted in a single, objective Truth then acknowledges divergent belief systems, all in one sentence.

The turning point is the door.

He turns it into whine

Scott Bessent in WATERWORLD

Original painting in which the "dead soldiers in heaven" have angel wings

Edited version where Trump's face is thinner, expression sterner, the angel wings on the "soldiers in heaven" are gone, with the middle figure replaced by something that looks like a demon

Oh my god it was to remove the angel wings so Trump wouldn't be pictured with emphasis on soldiers being dead

"We signed up for it and you didn't."

So when she left the house in Fayetteville that morning she had no idea she'd get a totally random delivery order from DC? 🤔

Gravy a song:

Pass it down
Sauce is brown
And the sides
are a gravy shade of dinner

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Pat Benatar x Ghost - "Love is a Spitalfield" YouTube video by DDE Audio

Pat Benatar x Ghost
- "Love is a Spitalfield"

youtu.be/ksa1CEVuQ8k

The Dirty Grandpa sequel nobody asked for

"So you're saying I should google 'shaved zebra'."

- sentence I had never said before or again

Donald Trump tipping the DoorDash Grandma, who appears disgusted

Both facial expressions say the money is a wad of sticky stripclub singles

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From context I infer that "commenting" was meant to be "connecting", but I'm still having fun imagining your earbuds and smart watch being catty about your phone's outfit.

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"Do you think extra napkins belong in women's sports?"

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"It was me as a Red Cross doctor" is the excuse when there's a cross in your Jesus pic and you want people to think you just got the iconography mixed up. Except there WASN'T a cross. Which suggests 1) he was presented 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘦 Trump Jesus images to choose from, and 2) he forgot which one he picked.

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The cover of JD Vance's new book 'Wait, THAT'S Catholicism?: How I Made A Terrible Mistake '

Even if your doctor goes unexpectedly filler-crazy the day before the photo shoot, reschedule or give them an older picture. You have options.
🤷

The part I really don't get is the way her {gestures at everything} suggests she paid to have her lips made bigger, but then her makeup suggests she wants them to appear smaller.