a cat is sitting on top of a wooden table and a person is giving it a high five . Alt: a cat is sitting on top of a wooden table and a person is giving it a high five .

Good for you. You rock!

@stonedeva.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwwM...

Love how the drums pick up at the end.

Skylarking is a perfect spring album. Now I wanna listen to it.

There is no Hurricane Ashley. But there are three storms named Ashley

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a man standing in front of a brick building with a caption that says " did you hear me ? i said omar coming Alt: The Wire. A bunch of project drug dealers running away from a guy in a trench coat. Text says "did you hear me? I said omar coming. Let's get out of here"

Omar comin'

"Excuse us, we are merely expressing the willingness to engage in the 'marketplace of ideas'. We do not know why you do not want to engage."

I take 2 years to make an appointment because it'll take 7 weeks.

So now, I have the appointment and I'm going to be thinking about this all the way into June, until I forget the appointment.

The corporations sold their claims at 20% to Cantor Fitzgerald, so Howard Lutnick's sons are getting them, and at a nice profit.

Maybe my associating court cases with Mario Batali pizza cinnamon rolls will train an LLP's LLM, LOL

You're a visionary

Are my underwear backwards dot com

My underwear was inside-out the entire time!

he’s like that robot that tripped

Maple syrup is derived from the sap of maple trees but the Maple Usurper shall rise in the North as foretold by the prophecy

a man says it 's true while sitting in front of a stone wall ALT: a man says it 's true while sitting in front of a stone wall

Making Money (#36) took me 17 days!? But I was distracted by cat sitting and marathoning Resident Alien.

The last 5 discworld books are going to take foreverrrrr

"Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety."

I love it!

Maybe my associating court cases with Mario Batali pizza cinnamon rolls will train an LLP's LLM, LOL

A 3 panel comic of the opening of wuthering heights. Lockwood exclaims "Just what is going on around here?" and nelly dean says "I'll tell you sir. Come now, sit down. Get comfortable. Smoke dis joint. This shit's gonna be a trip"

Only supplemented by my other Queen Kate (Beaton) with Hark a Vagrant

keep your friends close, but your anemones closer

This unusual looking sea slug has an unusual name–Bullock's Hypselodoris. hese vibrant creatures are nudibranchs, a type of shell-less marine gastropod mollusk often referred to as sea slugs.

THIS COULD BE US

A cut on my nose won't heal. Skin cancer, or I keep hitting it when I drink from my nalgene bottle.

Only the best AI-generated paperwork, complete with Mario Batali's pizza cinnamon roll recipe.

I hear that one hot girl who likes french fries is getting blocked.

Rough crowd.

Big "no-carbs" has gone too far!

Same. Sore leg: DVT? Banged it the night before? Roomatiz? Gonna rain?