I used to work for them. They're exhausting.

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

Change your mindset Bad gray applecat thoughts--> Good red applecat thoughts Muhehehe

When you have to take a personal day on April 20th because your grandma is in the hospital

It should be illegal to have to work on 420 if your internet handle has 420 in it just saying

A green frog sitting in dry grass next to a wildfire with a speech bubble containing the text "we get it... you smoke a lot of wheat." The background shows flames and smoke.

FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY

things I remind myself on days when work is difficult:

* help my partner with bills
* stickers for the sticker god
* plushies for the plushie god
* donate to Minneapolis
* tip SWs
* posh coffee
* posh weed
* hire an editor for my silly book
* therapy
* onion subscription

Wake, bake, hydrate, caffienate, face another day

cover of menu of italian restaurant with chef giving the chef's kiss sign except there's a rolled up napkin between his fingers so it looks like he's smoking a joint

happy 4/20. smoke em if you got em

thinking about you ❤️

val kilmer as jim morrison from the doors movie, from the mojave desert working through emotional trauma scene

[Meredith Brooks singing]
I'm an unc, I've been mogging
I looksmaxx for the blogging
Quirked up white boy with the rizz
How do you do, fellow kids?

I'm going to ghost everyone and move to Desolation Row

Just confirming for the record that I am not a business run by multiple people.

I’m a man of many tricks and tools and joy with a battery of guilt on which to poise.

And I have to vague-post song lyrics like it's 2005 myspace to survive.

it's 2008: i'm posting song lyrics on social media as part of coping with a bad break up

it's 2013: i'm posting song lyrics on social media as part of coping with a bad break up

it's 2026: i'm posting song lyrics on social media as part of coping with a bad break up

1/2 So I broke up with my big shot duet partner a couple years ago and now I kinda feel like Art Garfunkel. Anyways, I play by myself or with my friend Zoot now.

Zoot: Hey, you wanna do One as a duet?
Rick: Sure. Wait. Nilsson/3 Dog Night One or Metallica One?
Z: Nilsson, obvi. Dibs on keys

Harry Nilsson-"Mr. Richland's Favorite Song/One" (1971) (1/7) YouTube video by MAMsMom97

#MusicSky

There's something about a has-been musician posting a song about a has-been musician.

Here's #NILSSON playing two songs--one is One and one isn't One.

youtu.be/fs7fbdOdDjs?...

anyone remember vh1, pop-up video, omg that's so 90s.

Nilsson did a bunch of my favorite breakup songs so that's part of why I decided making a project out of covering a bunch of his songs would be the thing to do after this breakup.

“The Point” with Pamela Adlon and Keifo Nilsson YouTube video by rrrstevens

youtu.be/JosismaPzrQ?...

I'll get right to The Point: this is really fucking cool, and worth a watch. I found it on the innerwebs while looking for nilsson stuff

#NILSSON
#NILSSON sings #NILSSON
#THEPOINT
#Musicsky

Playing more #NILSSON with my loop pedal.

#SMITHplaysNILSSON
#JumpIntoTheFire
#musicsky
#jazzguitar

#musicsky
#nilsson
youtu.be/hvQjUFNzSg4?...

Take the wrong lesson from a movie:

Goodfellas: If helicopters start following you after you've done a bunch of cocaine, listen to NILSSON.

Take the wrong lesson from a movie:

Cool Hand Luke: It is possible to eat 50 eggs in one sitting, provided you have someone else peel them for you.

Take the wrong lesson from a movie:

Clerks: Don't cover someone else's shift on your day off.

without glasses or contacts or anything. just rawdogging it. fucking freaks.

❤️❤️