The Padres may never win again.

I’m gonna re-shingle the roof with them.

The Buehler we wanted vs The Buehler we got.

a man with a beard is screaming with his mouth open and the words `` wake up ! '' Alt: Someone yelling at the Padres bats to wake up

Hey lineup,

The Padres may never lose again.

The Padres may never win again.

Can’t imagine why

The brain trust

Usually you sweep before you mop but hey that’s baseball.

*delets draft

Legumina sounds like a horrible disease that affects toddlers.

A digital illustration of Godzilla silhouetted against a red and orange fire-colored background with his back spines all glowing blue as he blasts nuclear fire at whomever you would most like to have nuclear fire blasted at. Go ahead and make a wish. Jagged lettering on Godzilla’s back and shoulder, also glowing blue, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’

Imagine doubting Stammen.

Excuse me‽

Damn. X got the double bucket.

The Padres may never lose again.

Bellozo? More like Bozo! Amirite?

I’m very tired.

This MF misspells stuff sometymes

🔜 Venable and Denorfia co mangers

How could I forget, Padres dot tv ran that ceremony for a whole season

Will Venable?

You know what doesn't get its support unceremoniously pulled by a tech company? Fuckin' books, brother

The Padres may never lose again.

The Padres may never win again.

Like I said

We used to call it Hella-Assy

The Padres may never loose again.

My review of the game/broadcast in haiku format:

Too much Fenway gloss.
Why must Wandy ever pitch?
Offense is still dead.

The Padres may never win again.

This team may never lose again.