JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran says no Iranian delegation arrived in Pakistan for negotiations with US, despite "baseless" media reports.

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Landlords suck

a man in a striped shirt is yawning in a bathroom . ALT: a man in a striped shirt is yawning in a bathroom .

I mentioned before that when I travel I take up smoking just for fun. It’s disgusting, I know. But what’s truly disgusting is the smokers’ room at airports.

For those attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, a small question:

When you're sitting there at your table, do you think it'll cross your mind that the guest of honor is actively covering up his role in a massive child sex trafficking operation?

Is it just me or is there something a bit dodgy with my airline’s logo?

New tattoos are weeping plasma nicely. Disgusting really but helps with healing.

New tattoos are weeping plasma nicely. Disgusting really but helps with healing.

Yes! I have always wanted to go there 👏

1st tattoos: Mexico
2nd tattoos: Vietnam
3rd tattoos: India
4th tattoos: Australia
5th tattoos: Japan

Where next 🤔

A mass shooting that took the lives of eight children should stop this country in its tracks. Instead, the Shreveport tragedy disappeared from the headlines in a day. We cannot allow this level of violence to fade into background noise. Ending America’s gun‑violence epidemic is a moral oblligation.

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Volcano erupting south of us.
Large earthquake and tsunami north of us.
Quite the time.
#Tokyo

For someone who keeps claiming Iran has no military power left, that they don’t need other countries to help and don’t need the Strait of Hormuz open, Dump sure goes on and on and on about it. Flip flops every other hour.

Dump has been outplayed by Iran. But he will lie and claim it as a bigly victory. “The greatest victory that no one has ever seen. World leaders are phoning me saying, ‘Sir, you achieved something that no other President has ever done” etc etc

Over the weekend, a man shot and killed eight children... EIGHT!
The largest mass shooting in years... and barely a blip from news organizations.
Why?
I'm sure there is more than one reason for that... but mostly
because everyone is focused on that f*cking piece of shit in the White House.

I used to vote for people, not parties, but anyone who still identifies as a Republican is either stupid, evil or spineless.

You gotta give to the GOP.

They trained their voters to hate “libs” so much they would gratefully accept every manner of corruption, lawlessness, cruelty, ineptitude, and criminality, and cheer it on, so long as it is their team doing it.

Dried it and smoked it

Gina Rhinehart.
Buddies with Dump.
Hangs out at Malaria-Lago.

New tattoos done!
Asakusa, Tokyo

Yep, that’s her. Funded by Australia’s richest person. Racist to her very core.

Leaving Japan tomorrow night. Going to miss so much. Especially the respectful etiquette and mindfulness. And things just function so well. Total absence of vandalism and loudmouthed bogan yobs. It’s a beautiful place.

Exactly

Tsunami warning up north. Threats of 3m waves. “Tsunami! Evacuate!” flashed on NHK in English for non-Japanese. “Don’t turn back.” I’m getting tattoos soon so I hope there’s no aftershocks while he’s doing it 😂

7.4 magnitude. Off the Sanriku Coast. About 660km north of us. The building really got a good sway happening! Thought it was the sake at first 😂 They made some announcement over loud speakers in the street.