Best thing about the FA Cup Final is the loser medals
Posts by Chlobear
Gonna miss watching Barca v Inter next week
Men who can’t watch penalties 🚩
Ppl who have their toes out on the tube are grim af
I know whore in every language.. because it’s whore
Amor Fati
Word of the day: Spursy
I always said Val Kilmer was my favourite Batman and would get laughed at incessantly
That awkward moment you’re meeting an American for a first date and he says he’s wearing a red hat 🥴
An American Trilogy
Just had my first hoe bath in forever
I miss Kepa ;(
This week’s White Lotus is sending me - speechless
I love going snowboarding but anything snow-related is such a white sport. Would love to see more poc
The air and water is so pure in Switzerland is so fresh and cleansing 🥰
Last night I dreamt that I was dating Kid Rock and now I don’t know how to feel or what to do
Ended up in a basement in Soho drinking contraband rosé last night
I knew we should never have sold CHO 😡
Was not prepared for the volume of snakes in this week’s White Lotus 💩
Says the man with at least 14 children who is running several multi-billion dollar companies
Been off Insta for over a fortnight now and they’ve started sending me creepy emails about the content I’m missing 🤡
The grave is rushing towards us all
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My local Poundland is closing and I’ve honestly never felt grief like this
JK. As if I have a toaster - when we all know - bread makes you fat
Today has made me want to get in the bath.. w/ the toaster..
Muting WhatsApp updates is my new kink