you want me dead.

my hair looks like thundurus himself came down to smite me.

*bad* morning. my fucking eelektross left static electricity all over my bath mat.

you hate yourself, don’t you?

you’re cute when you stammer.

red looks best on me.

red, if you do.

keep talking.

yeah. that’s the whole point of the pants.

wait for me.

oh? what do you mean, then?

maybe i’ll just have to stop by, then.

because they’re slutty. what, you think i’m wearing them to church?

yeah? i bet you do.

come find out.

in my defence, i’m 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 surprised⁣
that these haven’t fallen off yet.⁣
⁣
[ #ptrp x #seductivesunday ]

( giving him the ol’ 👁️👁️. )

( he’s just standing there. menacingly. )

that name is hard as *fuck,* what the hell?

she’s got moxie. wonder if i would’ve turned out like her if they didn’t find me.

god, *yeah.* seeing the looks on their faces made me sick to my stomach. they *actually* thought they’d get something out of it.

they go after vulnerable kids, too, you know. picked *me* up when i was sixteen. ran away from home and had nowhere else to go, so they took advantage of it.

it’ll be pretty easy to catch him. he’s either dead (god willing) or still rotting in prison, so it won’t be too difficult.

go get ‘em, tiger.

greg the sorcerer *is* kind of fire, though. i *will* be taking that.

no. i call him greg because his real name is stupid.

the problem with plasma is that they would try and get you when you’re at your most vulnerable. they were less of a genuine organized crime unit (compared to, say, rocket) and more of a cult surrounding ol’ greg plasma (ghetsis) and his fuckass son.

( mars’s face scrunches up slightly once proton pulls away, before laughing incredulously. )

awfully normal, for someone like you.

( a normal kiss? boring—but mars’ll take it. he leans in to catch said kiss, humming under his breath. )

ooc!

DM REPLIES ARE COMING FOR EVERYONE I OWE THEM TO 🔥🔥🔥 BECAUSE I’M INSANE

pff. all in a day's work, i guess. don't get *too* worn out turnin' heads like that, y'hear?

...

looking good, country boy.