Kramer falls asleep at the wheel while painting new lanes. The northbound car lane is now directed into the freeway offramp. Seinfeld is now stuck in traffic on the way to a date at Kru. He shrugs and tells the Uber driver to take him to the airport.
I'm compelled to use it fairly often though, as it connects to rather nice dedicated bike paths.
I have an un-ironic and very specific least favorite bike lane. It's half gutter, the gutter is always filled with rocks and glass. The percentage of trucks that would relish grinding you if they thought they could get away with it is very high.
We should replace car horns with roof mounted paintball guns. The cost of your registration is based on how many times you've been tagged.
The first two months of unemployment:
I'm 40 and I feel like I have at least two more chances to be cool when I grow up.
No cuts. Yup.
No butts?
No coconuts? I'm in the wrong line.
A green bakfiet and the box has been painted a matching green and black checkerboard pattern.
Kickstand welded, motor bearing replaced, and a new paint job on the box.
new Angine de Poitrine album just dropped ✋🔺🤚 youtu.be/OqVj4TJHpQI?...
Just imagining the astronauts dismissing the winrar license dialog.
The way I'm eating these enchilada leftovers with ro-tel, shredduce, and crema, call that tex-maxxing.
Have you considered that millions would like alternatives to cars but that's not an option now? No one is asking for a total ban on cars, the presumption is that providing more efficient options would ease traffic.
Planning on becoming a Seinfeld villain who refuses to participate in gift exchanges. I'll be played by Sam Harris.
Fern gully
Pushed myself too hard and hurt my knee. Now I'm walking around the house with a cane explaining that Teen Titans Go! is reusing a joke from when I was their age.
A race certificate for Shamrock's. It's green and kitschy. The image text is as follows: Shamrock'n Supporting Cancer Survivors March 14, 2026 Kelly Price Has completed the 10k in a time of: 1:04:25 534/1568 Overall place 329/609 Gender place 45/83 Age group place
Ran my first 10k.
I was telling my barista coworker that my duct tape wallets kept getting sticky, and another barista came out of the shadows and whispered "Use gaffer tape. It's a stronger fabric and has a natural glue that won't stick"
My slay the spire 2 review: I'm ready to put 300-500 hours into this.
Might An LLM Be Conscious: A Short Skeetfest
tldr: it depends on what you mean by "conscious", whether you think that's even possible, what you think you'd test for. some of this is pedantic and some of it is just weird
Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn (2000)
Hell yeah www.instagram.com/reel/DU7aM4z...
Today East Bay Assemblymember Bauer-Kahan introduced the "E-Bike Accountability Act", proposing mandatory registrations & license plates for all Class 2 & 3 e-bikes.
Learn more & join us in opposition to this counter-productive proposal by signing our petition at bikeeastbay.org/SayNoToEbike...
Wok City Diner. Oh how I miss a whole pint of fried rice.
I was going to say 'My spoon is too big.', but I just found out I attended high school at the same time as the founder of Palantir.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi...
Every time someone posts a live music recording, like KEXP or whatever, I'm briefly open to that becoming my new personality.
Just registered for a marathon, eek.
A button that is labeled '⭐ Upsell Me'.
A text input labeled 'FAX NUMBER'. The input is disabled and the placeholder text reads 'Just kidding!'
I'm glad somebody out there is having fun.
You can sour anything with a flour.
