"Those gosh-darn leopards haven't finished off my face yet. And, you know, that makes me sad. Come back, you wonderfully voracious leopards! Come back to Mama!"

State media run and fact checked by 100% real US patriots is finally here

shame

i stand corrected, some shops did get their decks between yesterday and today. shuffled this up and all i can say is this is the most fun and funkiest reanimator deck i've played. despite the suggestions to remove some of the activated sacrifice spirits i see the vision (they're repeatable removal)

ROSE PATTERN OLIVE OIL SOURDOUGH LOAF JUST DROPPED

i wonder if WotC moved to a "print to order" model for commander decks

trying something new with my next boule, i am very excited to see the results. apparently this will also help with shelf life

Hey fire bombers, wrong data center!

in the face of adversity we persevere. i have learned that wet dough smells fear and the only way around that is to not overwork it. additionally, in seasons of high heat, it's important to monitor the proofing process more closely. much to learn, much to think about

made the choice to throw on the first shirt i had available and was swiftly reminded why i don't wear printed tees lmao

Happy happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes day 🐭

happy birthday neil

went from 0 to 2k ranking in mythics today and cleared nullaeus ?? on my monk solo even after valeera's dps was tanked to 1/3 of mine 🎉 maybe there's hope for me yet

Alex says to herself "since the gay hockey show, I've been seeing the whole world as gay guys." She see salt and pepper shakers. She imagines them as gay guys. She sees a knife and fork. She imagines them as gay guys. She sees some gay guys. She imagines them as gay guys.

about to stress vomit from work pressure, i need a real vacation and/or new job

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir

Best plausible option right now is Trump seizes on something, anything, as an excuse to save face while kicking the can down the road again and we're back to this point in a week or two.

MOST EARNED IT
Minneapolis

MOST SYMBOLICALLY CORRECT
Philly

MOST DEVASTATING TO TRUMP
New York

FUNNIEST
Miami

trevor moore telling you a fun fact

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

days like today i get incandescent with rage all over again that he wasn't in cuffs and an orange jumpsuit and perp walked on jan 21st, 2021

only notes i have for this: i may need to reduce the amount of herbs by just a tad and opt for freshly grated parm rather than shredded bagged parm. i am still immensely satisfied

Attempted an italian herbs & cheese sourdough loaf! It smells very herbaceous in our apartment and also the loaf itself looks so good 🤩

uuuuhhhhhhh what's going on with my hearthstone 🤨

the crumb is also delightful! i am very much a fan of how these have turned out

i'm such a sick fucking freak (there's actually nothing wrong with this i'm just really enjoying baking sourdough)

Living in a Make-A-Wish simulation for one demented pedophile stinks.

finally bought a new battery for my key fob. gonna go find my car in our maze of a parking garage once it comes in and take it for a nice car wash

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts