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The court decided to let the kids pick who gets custody. Unfortunately for my bitch wife I brought a jar of peanut butter with me

Sometimes my doggirl wife hits me with the "I want a divorce" so I have to pull out the ultrasonic whistle

Michael Jackson watching Gamera the Brave: ohhhh so its okay when HE does it

Its very cool how you can work at one of the most profitable firms in the entire cpuntry and they still behave like 1 misaccounted staff meal is an act of larceny that will ruin them

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close up of a rooftop cell transmitter seen from below, against a background of cloudy blue sky

pidgeon perched on a rusty beam

close up of an unidentified white cluster of tree flowers

Putting a "This Machine Destrpys Fascists" sticker on my office wprkstation PC haha i guess im feeling a little cubiclepunk today

Nasapunk...hopepunk...naturepunk...how about getajobpunk

Half-Life 2 kinda blows a lil bit huh

Unrestrained Summer Fun

Kinema

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Have really nothing to say regarding anything at all but i do have a DSLR so this is now a photoblog until further notice

the scheming eunuch meta is an absolute shambles right now. It's there for the taking you don't even have to poison the tea just make it a little stronger come on

people are out there working 4 jobs raising 20 kids living in overpriced mouldy illegally subdivided apartments meanwhile im out here working 25 hour weeks constantly thinking to myself i wonder if i can live off £1200 for the rest of my life and never show up to work again

For the most part it is designed really quite well for what it's trying to be: An interactive Michael Crichton novel made in a modified version of the Quake engine. The way its auto-save system interacts with its silent level transitions makes it feel at times more like Dragon's Lair than an FPS

actually played half-life allthe way through for the first time in my adult life. Hot take smoking take scalding hot take: I think Half-Life is pretty good tbh

Incredibly SomethingAwfulcore

enjoyed watcing HL:VRAI 6 years postmortem so i wanted to check out Freeman's Mind again since i vaguely remember it and man it really is just "Hmm. A sign that says 'CAUTION: Electricity'? In the electricity building? [ableist remark] [ableist remark] That's [R slur]. Holds up spork."

playing with the bizarre retouching modes and filters on the Nikon D3300 that nobody would ever have reason to use but it has for some reason

fibre optics is so fake. what do you mean you can put light in a tube. dont fucking piss me off

Doom OST - E3M2 - Donna to the Rescue YouTube video by Jim DarkMagic

It has the most irritating track in the ost too its so good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg_5... Slough of Despair goated level

Shot from Star Trek: Enterprise s2e26 "The Expanse"

On this day in 2153, the Xindi probe from the Delphic Expanse attacked Earth with a laser beam that completely obliterated Tampa, in an event that would become known as "Space's 9/11"