But what about ThE DoW

The DOW, the DOW, the DOW will tell
The past, the present and the future as well

The DOW, the DOW, just take three
Take a little trip into your future with me

The ghost in the basement didn't kill me btw, I'm actually their friend, u see? They left this token for me in the tunnel

Well that narrows it down. It WAS in the basement.

Banging keeps getting closer 😢

Sometimes I don't follow people because they don't follow me and I think they probably hate me so if I follow them then they'll be like "Ugh, gross, he followed me" because of how I think 100% of everything is 100% about me.

My classic chess strategy is to ask my opponent if they know any opening moves... if they say yes I assume they'll win cause I just wing it on every game 🥲

Thank you kindly :).

Fascinating.. I'm struggling to visualize this still, but I'm barely a novice at best. When you say "textbook" do you mean this move has a name / notation I could review?

Somebody please explain to me why this is a good move if the king can just take the knight, I'm really earnestly confused.

Losers think Chat GPT (the over-complicated autocorrect) is going to somehow take over.

My hot take is that wouldn't make a difference if it did. The US is already run by creeps that lack empathy and make shit up as they go with no real comprehension of what their own words mean.