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Posts by Migraines and Magic Bears

That's Mrs. James (ok not my legal name but semantics) to you.

I GOT MARRIED

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Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius - Kindle edition by Landen, Thea. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius.

Pull up the cuck chair and watch someone get railed

(look, it's December and I'm tired, I'm trying, okay)

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Gonna pull together some end of the year rec lists in the final week, cuz out of the 200+ books I've read, there are some real winners everyone should enjoy at least once. 💙📚 #booksky

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If I bite someone today, one of y'all will testify that they totally deserved it, right? Also bring my rabies certificate with you I need someone to vouch for me that I did that by choice.

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Spotify Wrapped: exactly what *I* expected

My fiance: "Since when do you listen to Sleep Token?!"

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Macro photograph of an abalone shell

Macro photograph of an abalone shell

This one has real watercolor vibes
#873 taken 12:39 pm
#photography
#art
#macro
#shell

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The remains of Gresham castle photographed with a regular camera and how it looks with a LiDar drone camera.

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Happy birthday Walter!!!!

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Me dressed as a Plague Doctor holding a copy of The Broken Heart

Me dressed as a Plague Doctor holding a copy of The Broken Heart

Are your humors unbalanced? Miasma getting you down? Try “The Broken Heart”! Readers say “it’s better than leeches!”

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This November I want everyone to remember:

-it is not realistic to write every single day. There will be days you don't have time/have other priorities and commitments.

-writing 1667 words in a sitting is A LOT.

-Writing 50,000 in a month is not a sustainable practice.

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I am not awake enough for this YouTube

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Men are like “women won’t even look at a man if they aren’t 6’3 and built entirely of muscle” meanwhile every woman I know would date either of the Kratt Brothers.

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One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.

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Why do people buy pizza with EBT?

Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.

It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.

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Reminder:

Food banks need money more than food!

They have access to buying things cheaper than you do, and they know what the community needs better than we do!

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If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.

"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.

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Not asking for donations or tips, just asking for shares to get more exposure to my business. There is a donation portion on my page but personally I want to be able to provide you with a little thank you from me, via a product.

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if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it
If you’re online and you know it touch some grass

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

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😍😍😍GORGEOUS!

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Woot woot go you!!!

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hot girls have library cards

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If ‘get off my lawn’ was a person, it’d be me.

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Happy Halloween🎃

#va11halla

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Let’s be sure we learn this lesson from history as global uranium demand and Labour’s nuclear plans threaten the lives of the people of the Orkney Islands Professor John Robertson OBA Thanks to Frances McKie for alerting us to this again, as she did in March 2025. In Investing.com, two days ago, the above graph and: When the U.S. government announced…

Let’s be sure we learn this lesson from history as global uranium demand and Labour’s nuclear plans threaten the lives of the people of the Orkney Islands talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2025/10/31/l...

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If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)

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I'm groggy on allergy meds but I keep thinking about how many people I've known who grew up in poverty and enlisted in the military and like...

...I feel like this is partially a tactic to feed the military machine although I could be wrong idk idk

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