Chubby cheeks 🐹

Gay sex. It's a good thing.

We do one screening call with HR, one interview, and one skills assessment with a call to talk over the responses. I can't imagine possibly needing more than that.

And also, who else would I vote for, really? Jack Schlossberg? Be for fucking real.

Do you feed it anything special?

Saaaaaame

That buttplug tv remote was a good investment

Crossing my fingers he does something right for all the wrong reasons and removes the Catholic Church's tax-exempt status.

You, after losing weight everywhere but your pecs.

Same. We're going to need to line up back to back next time we meet.

Wait, you're taller than me? I have never noticed this.

Original looksmaxxer

Lol, weird to see your friends randomly showing up on Bluesky. This is @mtrimz77 on IG

Somebody out there will do butt hair bleaching, I'm sure.

Gurl, just make yourself a cup of tea and go to bed

That little animated boombox has somehow become a core memory for me, and I regret nothing.

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Two snakes entering a narrow burrow

And this is why homosexuality is actually a choice

Ok, so the thing is, like, mine are really long tho.

that dude is still alive
wtf

As a size 15, you had better believe I've crammed my feet into a few pairs of 13s because that was the biggest available in the limited Keith Haring prints.

Fuck, Marry, Awkwardly Combative Interaction At a Mutual Friend's Party:
Mothman, Jersey Devil, Bigfoot

One of the side effects of steroids being widely adopted in gay male circles is that I actually feel really great about my skin now.

BRB, reserving my bed at the old folks home.

As a kangaroo-shaped man, I really think most of it is genetic, but alternating between high volume-low weight and low volume-high weight leg days has definitely made mine bigger.

These exist already. They are messy, lol.

I'm happy to just get the part where they turn your brain into soup and drain it out your nose.

A real estate developer and landlord. Tsk. Look what your tainted mind brought to this Pokémon utopia.

Wow, fatphobia. 😤