Puritanical kids would spontaneously combust if they ever opened pornhub.

There's this one
Particular
Harbor 🎵

The Nissan President has been abducted by Nissan Rogues and taken to the Nissan Frontier. His daughter, Nissan Fairlady asks you, Nissan Cedric, a humble Nissan Civilian, to join the Nissan Patrol and use your Nissan Kicks and Nissan Juke to rescue him before he is put inside the Nissan Cube

Assigned parking for apartment buildings is so dumb

Aand I come home to my surface spot occupied by a neighbor's car, when their surface spot is empty and the car in question is usually in the garage

Cool

And she still idles so smooth youd think the engine was off

The sun is shining, it's 65 degrees, I don't have work, and all the dash lights are off 🙏

In today's economy this qualifies you to be CEO

It pleases my whiskey addled mind

Putting Tabasco in canned chili like a navy sailor that hasn't had fresh food since they left Guam a month ago

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

It's okay for us to not be able to cover all our financial obligations but if you go broke I hope you like prison and lifelong debt burden you absolute scum

Good thing you're in Chicago this weekend

Givegivegivegive

Hell yeah

Overalls were too perfect for the modern world

I know when I post Dan Wilson sees the posts personally and takes my advice under careful consideration

Oh we're like days away from It aren't we

If you're passed the $100 enough times you can pay off your credit card debt

Awww 💚

Also gun

Blurry is literally the only good song in any of their discog and that's exclusively because doing Wes' nasally singing voice is fun

Did they hire NYT writers to come up with this

Country cover of vertical horizon's grey sky morning

Blizzare

Body pillow barrier :3

Remembering menswear guy shitting on the lack of effort getting Dan a properly fitted suit so it hangs and lifts and restricts his movement too much

My uneducated assumption is it stems from the Internet atheism of the 00s

I guess mountain dew used to be slang for scotch, too :p

It was made as a mixer soda for whiskey in Appalachia so kinda