a woman in a suit and tie is holding a very large cucumber ALT: a woman in a suit and tie is holding a very large cucumber

A friend once told me “ you’re never too old to use a cucumber”

And I agree

Looking for mr right … applications open

😉

Days like this I wish I had a bed rot buddy

#wicked has me in a chokehold

Rating some of my #Lush body sprays #perfume

Good morning boys 😉🫡 #gay

Does anyone have the RENTLESS gorilla perfume by #Lush?

I will buy it off you or if you wanna do me a solid and ship it for free.

I’m a die hard fan.

Caption this

Daddy’s Home !

two young men are hugging each other in bed . ALT: two young men are hugging each other in bed .

Gurrlll, today I wanna stay curled up… it’s cuddle season in Canada

Hey it’s 5:52pm, time to take your daily fibre pill 🫡

When anyone asks if I’m still coming to hang out.

The answer is always, sorry I fell down the stairs

a little girl is running out of a doorway with the words `` i 'm blown away '' . ALT: a little girl is running out of a doorway with the words `` i 'm blown away '' .

Either the wind is strong today or I’ve lost too much weight!

Assume I’m delusional 😉

Okay, requesting a follow… k thanks ;)

There seems to be a post theme pretty much every day on here now, and I'm absolutely ok with that

That part

This pretty girl wants some of the spotlight this morning #purr

That sounds about right ;)

All the right things in the right places it seems ;)

Just a little thirst throwback for you 💪💅😉 #fitnessjourney

Just a boy looking for the bun to his hot dog

Now, except and cuddle buddies… Drop entries below

Have you ever tried soaking ?

Spotify Wrapped?

No thanks, I prefer it raw

a little girl with blonde hair is making a silly face ALT: a little girl with blonde hair is making a silly face

It’s only Tuesday ?

Thank you! As are you 😉

Love Ari but POV slays

a woman is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a peacock logo behind her ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a peacock logo behind her

A daily occurrence of words for me !

a cartoon with the words girl power girl lol written on it ALT: a cartoon with the words girl power girl lol written on it

Incase you were wondering… all gays were one of these at some point in their life. 💅