It's a whole different universe over here. What the fuck

If you know that I'm posting this for you, then it's for you.

🫵

@delightedbutdying.bsky.social This you?

I'm glad that you're taking care of yourself but I'm also sad that you hide your beautiful eyes from the world.

I have arrived. Now open your trenchcoat

There are Ashleys everywhere for those with eyes to see.

You will be unable to hide from us. lol

We are going to devour you. lol!!!

Lol. I love you yuhboiratt. Thank you for sharing this with us. I am going to share it with Bonky.

I am, bitch. *slaps you*

There are Ashleys everywhere for those with eyes to see.

Honestly I'm fucking offended that you think I don't?

That's why I didn't want to tell you... :(

the witching human resources

Wish that was me

FUCK

What character am I

Twitter is down.

I heard that onion juice gets through your nose.

I heard the onion juice gets to you through your nose. But I don't want you to wrap your nose in plastic.

hi ratmann

Thank God. I need a friend at a time like this.

Hey. Thank you. I agree.

Do you like John 1:1?

If Ashley showed back up on Twitter, my reaction would be similar to Nice Older Gentleman's reaction to seeing me at church again.

@eliter4k.bsky.social this you?

I'm like a Mario who takes fall damage. I am a regular fat plumber

And that's good

You need to be careful with this strategy. Sometimes your boss is really into potions and they'll ask you detailed questions about what you drank.