No thank you these all sound exhausting 🫪

As a parent I know this puts me up for some karmic retribution so hopefully they don't get the expensive stuff I guess

I smoked a friend's mom's weed and then he remembered we could get extra credit in civics if we attended a city council meeting so he took my terrified ass to a fucking courthouse

She’s a Dominican American RD and Author. (I haven’t finished her book yet but it’s good so far!) she’s on tiktok too and always talks about the nutrient density of non white cultural foods (Which is why i wanted to work w her cuz my Black ass isn’t tryina live off boiled chicken ok) #BlackBookSky

Minneapolis woman dragged from car by federal agents files legal action Aliya Rahman of Minneapolis was dragged from her car and arrested in January. She has filed a legal claim against the federal government, saying she was mistreated and wrongly arrested.

According to the complaint, agents laughed at Rahman, accused her of lying about her needs and forced her to walk once inside the building after she had asked for a cane or a wheelchair.

I'm right and everyone should know

Shart is an anagram of trash

That place would sell so godamn much FIMO and Sculpey like holy shit.

You're talking combination weed store and art store? Can we throw a taco bell in there?

A bunch of bones sorted into a plastic bin, labels include “turtle toes”, “crocodilian teeth”, and “fish bones/verts”

Sorting microfossils comes with so many little joys, including making a category solely for “turtle toes”

What if the weed store sold art supplies

or the art supply store sold weed

Just spitballing here, it's 2026 we have the technology

8 panels of jewelry, L to R top: A large Brass open-winged bat, 3.5 inches by 2.5 inches, flies over a cascade of amber beading and a brass rose on a brass chain, pendant is 5 inches in height total, big statement piece, $27.99, to the right is a vintage 1960s black bangle with a pewter bat affixed around the middle in a neo-classical victorian design $17.01 (on sale!), to the right, Batty Cuff links! Gold tone 1960s cuff links with copper tone tiny bats added! $17.01 (on sale!), to the right, a 1960s golden wreath pin with an art deco black bat added to the center $17.99, bottom 4 large statement piece skull and crossbones and black brass wings on a silver-tone plate on black ribbon $26.99, a Gothic Bat Medal with black velvet ribbon, a pewter bat as the top of the medal and a gargoyle pendant, approximately 4.5 inches long with pin backing $24.29 (on sale!), Bat Teardrops Neo-Victorian earrings silver filigree and tiny black bats (17.99) to the right, a Batty Cuff Link set with vintage 1960s cuff links and a tie tack all in silver rectangles with black enamel oval detail and tiny black bats added! $29.99

Oh, I hear it's Bat Appreciation Day! I make all kinds of Batty Things over on Torch & Arrow and I donate monthly to the Lubee Bat Conservancy, a wonderful organization, so the more bat items sold, the more I get to donate! All items are 1-of-a-kind, most with vintage parts!
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dude they love these random dog toys so much lol

This is the prize I get for the many family holidays I wore JNCO jeans or black lipstick. Like if that's all it took to deter them, imagine what I could have done if I had dragon wings to wear???

It's probably also things I said, but a *lot* of their values are appearance based

remember last year when hazel was maybe going to be our hospice tortoise? hahaha how times and tides have changed

If there is one thing my family has taught me during this administration, it's that you should be encouraging your kids to be extremely fucking weird - absolutely none of my MAGA relatives have spoken to me in YEARS and I didn't even do it! They just know what they would get and they don't want it!!

What a gorgeous friend

lol deep

Yes!! In this scenario, we're not talking about a normal down payment.

We absolutely need to overthrow the system but we also need to try to get as many people to survive the system as possible in the meantime.

This is absolutely how it is more expensive to be poor because, yes, in the long run, it's definitely cheaper for people to own homes. But that would require mutual aid to have up-front money. We just do not.

Only homosexuals can read this post

wait are we sharing parenting wins bc today i told my 6th grader that the hand motion kids do for the "6,7" thing means testicles in ASL (because it does!!!) and he made this simultaneously embarrassed and trying not to die laughing face that is the funniest thing i've ever witnessed.

japan blue slime instant curry, smiling up from a glob on a page with rice and pickles.

ha ha hell yeah

I'm team "fed is best" but this is really gross

Oh I'm so sorry for what's about to happen in your mentions

New to BlueSky, huh?

if you hit your kid I don’t take your liberation politics seriously

This is a crime right

Like I'm anticarceral but this might be too far

Disgustingly disturbingly blue noodles

He also, disgustingly, insisted on food that was blue like Sonic, so this is what happens when you put food coloring in white cheddar mac and cheese.