✨️𝒫𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝒻𝒶𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔 ✨️

I don't really understand mad libs. They don't usually make me angry and most of the time they're just kinda silly

I hit the character limit, but trust it's on the list

Screenshot of the first album from Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, specifically the song Clap Your Hands!

They made it confusing by putting an exclamation point in the name of this song

Sampled some perfumes at the store so now I smell like jasmine, sandalwood, bergamont, neroli blossom, alpine air, frangipani, vanilla, eucalyptus, lavender, ylang ylang, sweet orange, suede, coconut, grapefruit, gardenia, ocean breeze, honey melon, cedarwood, asian pear, cherry blossom, lychee, ros

Clapping my hands and saying yeah

Instead of making tax payers foot the bill for a fancy pants space toilet i would just hold it till i got back

You wake up on Sunday with plans to see the mario bros movie. Do you:
A) see the mario bros movie
B) get food poisoning and stay home and play civ 6

If i had one, my anime magical-girl transformation sequence would look a lot like Mr. Rogers putting on his cardigan and house slippers

Crumbs, bugs, smallish rocks.. the possibilities are endless

Shoutout to trays. Gotta be one of my fav things to put other things on

I am getting really good at it though

Practicing listening to brian ferry and looking wistfully out a window

Pizza, but in 3D

Got my tix to see crucial taunt and the shitty beatles at the gasworks tomorrow night!

Blushing hard and trying to hide my face bc the big boxy case for my nipple enlargement pump is squeaking and creaking so loudly

I'll buy anything if the case is quiet

extending my hand and firing green energy from my fingertips into your newborn baby. "You're welcome."

Pff.. they WISH they knew

Someone who did well on Jeopardy liked my post is this what it feels like to be famous

A young orange cat doing a cute rolling maneuver in the grass

Local fauna in a beautiful display

Thanks! I think this is a dogwood

Nature photos look best compressed and pixelated 😏

White flowers and green leaves on the branches of a tree. Cloudy sky in the background

That is good news! Hallelujah!

👀

Sux

Bannana phone by raffi, if you're looking for good songs

The one in row 3 droppin a dookie, tbh