The hilarity when you report self-offing content on Nightcafe, get backed by one of the mods says it's against TOS, then the mods get offended that you pay more attention to their TOS than they do 🤣🤣🤣
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Side note; If anyone has ideas or tips for witches who are working against ICE deportation of anyone who isn't as pale as the moon, please feel free to message me with 'em! I may or may not be in touch with circles who could use more than my two cents~!

This just in... my brother's new pup has learned how to bite my butt when she wants attention -u- I am pretty sure she thinks my squeaker is there considering how I yipe when she jumps up and nomps the booty. I never knew I'd have a pirate dog, but here we are. Yar.

I love my demon dog, she learned how to steal my little brother's ethernet cord out of his computer when he won't play wrestle.

Let that sink in. I can't even be mad; That takes smarts. That takes *problem solving*. COMMITMENT!

Now I just gotta pray she doesn't learn how to kill my wifi.

Part Two of who knows! When a day person packs with a night owl, neither of whom coffee helps.

Me: Alright, we're gonna tackle [*gestures to large, bulky computer*] THIS, when I... [*deep sigh*] Get a kick in the ass, from some invisible force-

FM, while lifting her foot: Alright bend over.

For today's bit of Packing with Lunatics!

Family Member: I do NOT need more coffee, it's just making me vibrate faster.
Me, while sipping coffee: Instagram chicks on a higher vibrational frequency be like-
FM: [*Cackling*] Skip meditating, here, drink twenty cups of this!! You'll ASCEND!

Me: It's just packing up! There's not even a lot to box away! It won't be THAT difficult!

Also me, at 11pm, at least 10 cups of coffee in (I don't even like coffee): WHO DEFLAPPED MY BOX!? WHO CUTS THE... [*Aggressively wiggles butchered box*] WINGS!? OFF OF A BOX!

🙃 I can't even blame DuoLingo.