Rolf Harris is dead. I was sad he turned out to be a wrong un, I loved his cartoon show. I wonder how many others yewtree found out but have got away with it?

This will just create an even bigger black market. Also, when smokers aren't piling billions into the tax pot, what are they coming for next? ...

You can always tell a local when they don't bat an eyelid at the mad stuff.

The dog doesn't stink anymore. Well, only of wet dog. An improvement on fox shit, I always think.

Why have I got so many animals? Damn them for being so cute when they're babies, make them fugly to start with and THEN grow cuter. It's the wrong way around 😭

Fuck that. The idiot is my daughter's cat. She can deal with that mess.

At least the orange cat (stupid) has come in stinking of petrol/engine oil though. Because bathing a cat is so much fun.

She proper honks. Minger.

Tempted to just use the garden hose on her but I can't bring myself to do it. That water is COLD.

Didn't do any of this. I bleached the kitchen to within an inch of its life and now I've got to break my ludicrously pathetic spine, bending over the bath to wash the dog because the furry fuckwit found some fox shit to joyfully roll in. The absolute sodding nuisance.

@ponderstibbonsuu.bsky.social hey, hope you're ok. Check in if you can.

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...and for those who need a bit more of Lovely Derek

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

Of course they are. Men: ruining everything since the year dot.

Only managing four hours sleep is probably partly to blame. Stupid insomnia. Exhausted but can't sleep. Why does God hate me? Is it because I shoplifted a dipdab when I was 8? I'm sorry ok. I'M SORRY.

I want to sort out my bedroom, it's a disgrace and also I need to pot up some tubs and baskets for the front garden. Plus all the other mum drudgery that I have to do everyday. Please boot me up the jacksy, I just cannot find any motivation whatsoever today.

I don't think any normal, rational person is. But the people with money (the only ones who count, apparently) have all invested in it, so it's being forced onto us whether we like it or not, for their investments. Wankers.

I'm still sitting in the car pissing about on my phone. Getting on with it doesn't seem to be an option today. Maybe a bucket of coffee and too many codeine will help.

I think Danny should outsource the alien ones to someone else and just do ghost ones. Because that would be better for me and I am obviously the most important person in the* world.

*my

I don't like the alien ones. Boo ☹️

I hear you, sister. Fuck AI in the arse with a cactus. Hate it. It's worse than useless.

Can confirm. Cat bastards.

Going to give myself a dry slap. Come on, Jen, pull your finger out and stop being such a big girl's blouse, you silly cow.

Loads of stuff to do but I'm having a bad day* and just want to codeine up and cry for a bit

*chronic illness posse will understand

Soon. Soon ...

Godammit

Is he dead yet?

Just controlling. No need for it.

Atticus doesn't have a problem but he finds it difficult to communicate his needs, so when he says he needs something, you have to listen. Pisses me off, it's a basic human right.

Tbf he's learnt it all from his uncle Atticus.