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Very good point. I'm not chasing down schedules and platforms unless I'm invested in a team/player I wait to watch live now, and I used to be a "I just like watching playoff basketball" guy.
Holy dystopian future
The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.
Correct.
Now do it with families that have kids of day care age that would benefit from this service.
No one gives a shit whether free daycare is offered to single guys in their 20s.
Where, the fuck, is Tony Shalhoub in your "list".
WHERE IS HE CHRISTOPHER
I'm all for supporting your endeavors, but no way would I walk around with an Info Wars tote here in CT, regardless of the new branding. I'd be (rightfully) accosted.
This would have to be established and breathed in for like 2 years before I'd consider it.
Yes I used to dream that I had like 40 reptiles in various vivariums and tanks, some living together, all of which I had no idea if I fed them properly with whatever diet they required, cleaned the tanks, etc.
Not what I would call good dreams.
The rats will still need to eat. I wonder if this will just drive them further into residences and businesses.
I don't think they realize they are calling out their own religious right as regressive.
Why is SCOTUS' job to protect a financial sector?
Fuck these pricks. He was probably saving his portfolio. Or his friends' bonus pools.
Holy shit!! I've watched this 10x and I don't even follow hockey.
What a save.
Pretty much the entirety of Cold Lampin' With Flavor. No idea what that dude was talking about.
How coddled and financially insulated do you have to be when the thought of the ultra rich getting a tax increase is described as scary?
Pretty sure the strongest argument for religion just being an exercise in confirmation bias is that people are siding with Trump & JD Vance over *The Pope* when on comes to interpreting Jesus' message.
Mostly (b) I would wager.
The Pope is WEAK on crime is so gd funny; I am HOWLING
Correct response
Why are these a holes so keen to defend Trump's horrible decisions by rewriting history?
It's not "egar to save money". It's "egar to boost profits".
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*vein of American racism
His pettiness has cost the world so much. All he had to do was not f with stuff, but he hated Obama so much after the dinner roast that he had to tear up his perfectly good nuclear treaty because he couldn't let him have a win.
Of course he can only use those words in private among other insensitive pricks. If he drops them at work he'll be getting a call from HR.
Trump will likely latch on to one phrase that sounds like it is in his favor and keep repeating it like he's the smartest human alive for knowing how to say it.
