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Posts by Sam Porter Bridges

I still don't get how we're not just rightfully doing to ICE "agents" what they do to others. Treating them like humans is what we're doing wrong.

18 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Hey, if The Onion wants to warm me, the answer is yes.

18 hours ago 6 0 1 0

Correct.

18 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Again, not satire.

18 hours ago 17 0 1 0

See?

20 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Is it stupid? Of course. Can we really be surprised by this, though? Not really.

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Now this, I have absolutely asked for.

21 hours ago 1 0 0 0

If we're having to live in the dumbest timeline, it might as well be the funniest one as well.

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1 day ago 1 0 1 0

See? You get it.

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Screenshot from the videogame REPLACED. Dialogue reads "Police don't help people. Now they are our enemies."

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This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated

2 days ago 1 0 0 0

Once again, as a combat veteran, when I see this, I'm wondering if I should just skip The Portland Move and resort back to just making a straight shot to Canada...

2 days ago 2 1 0 0

Looks like my friends here are educated people. Now I really hate them...in a loving way, of course.

2 days ago 0 0 0 0

Waitaminute...there's an original parody called SPACEBALLS?!

2 days ago 1 0 1 0

*GroundBOAR

2 days ago 11 0 1 0

Because we no longer have freedom of speech in the United States.

2 days ago 70 7 3 0

Good thing we won't just forget about this in 20 years when it happens again.

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2 days ago 1 0 0 0

Hey, if it works for YOU, everyone else can effectively keep their thoughts to themselves.

3 days ago 1 0 0 0

"Did I say drive?! No, I did not. Now then, I'm going to just sit here purring, and you're going to remain absolutely still."

3 days ago 17 0 0 0

I know nothing of this game, but the Tex Murphy's "Under A Killing Moon" vibe of this screenshot has definitely grabbed my attention.

3 days ago 0 0 0 0

It looks like the world is being wise about the world cup. I am an American, it is NOT SAFE for anyone here. They give idiots a gun, authority, and no training.

If I murder someone, I go to jail or worse. If ICE murders someone for no reason, they get praise from the president.

3 days ago 5749 1579 144 66

I mean, that's pretty fucking awesome, if you ask me. And yes, you nailed it. 10/10 no notes.

3 days ago 0 0 0 0
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You always hear the phrase "spell it out for me", but you rarely see anyone literally do it correctly.

3 days ago 2 0 2 0

They couldn't even find ANOTHER sad bastard to play a sad bastard.

3 days ago 8 0 0 0

.... Sorry.

4 days ago 0 0 0 0

I bet that cookie was the best thing ever.

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