Has January always been 31 days? This feels new.

Read em and weep, boys! Four ACEs! (Adverse Childhood Events)

I have recieved 29 automated emails from linkedin in the last 5 days including 6 on Christmas Day.

I am not looking for a new job, nor am I available for freelance work, so I have opened exactly none of these emails. And I never will.

You could not invent a better waste of time and energy.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Look, if he wants to make these arguments in favor of socialized medicine, I think we should hear him out.

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.

Regular reminder that Axios stories saying Dems are about to cave are likely sourced from GOP staffers trying to make it happen.
Doesn't mean it definitely won't happen. But it's like those NYT stories that Harvard is considering caving (they haven't). The anonymous source was trying to manifest it.

Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.

Nah I think @chrislhayes.bsky.social is a news goblin and we love that for him.

Ouch. Trump is going to have to release the Epstein Files to distract from these election results!

Iconic.

Dude, aren’t you on TV right now?? 🤣🤣🤣

Oh, no thank you.

Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."

“I will say that Democrat cars are much worse.”

Already is.

Updating my LEGO White House

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the 50% off @criterion.bsky.social Flash Sale ends at noon ET.

I find the underuse of the COMMUNITY "Its Going to be a Maze" meme today to be absolutely baffling.

Is someone in the minority keeping an impeachable offenses google doc or anything?

Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

TFW reality is a Peacemaker spoiler.

Welcome to Earth X, I guess!

Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.

So if I’m following JD Vance correctly, the democrats are making them fire massive amounts of government workers so that they can pay the troops during the democrat shutdown and unrelated all the troops are being paid using tariff revenue.

Dismemberment Plan “You Are Invited”

My in-laws have stopped asking if we’ve seen the latest bill maher and started asking if we’ve heard the latest Jon Stewart podcast and this is how revolutions start.

NO PROTEST

FROM 6PM TO 9AM

No protest from 6am to 9am in the Broadview free speech zone.

Just here with a handful of press waiting to see if we can catch the Texas National Guard arriving in Broadview tonight.

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry