I'm actually pretty mad that that fuckin freak from high school would show up at my parents' house like that and get me all freaked out today, on the sacred holy day of 4/20

I just came to the terrible realization that I am pretty sure I took this guy's virginity actually yeeeesh

Ahahah same that always happens to me too

I guess he thought it was worth a try, but that's unsettling too lol. There's normal ways to reconnect with people now! Just google me bro!

LMAOOO

This is actually really funny because I feel like every time I begin to come around on the idea of casually dating again, something profoundly strange like this happens and puts me off of the idea of reentering the dating pool for another year lmfao

Right like what was the preferred outcome here bc all this accomplished was weirding out my elderly parents lol

I called my parents to get some more info on this encounter and my dad said he looked "weird and unwell" so they "sent him away" lmfao correct move, parents

My dad just texted me to say that one of my boyfriends from HIGH SCHOOL that I dated for a few months just came to their door asking for me....20 years later. What the actual fuck man that is genuinely so creepy

That's the plan for the rest of the night 😂

I took a very long nap and I'm better now 😊

Home from the trip and I'm already crying in bed because I fried all the serotonin in my brain in a three day span, ain't that just the way

I just really love Los Angeles lol

Not to brag (but also yes to brag) but it's crazy cool that Jennifer English moved here and just immediately joined my friend group so now I get to be friends with my video game wife irl

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

I'm at the cabin in the mountains for our annual friend trip and we just found out that the internet Does Not Work so we're going to have to spend the entire day outside looking at trees in an altered state lmfao. Not so bad honestly

Yeah exactly what I was thinking, dude is gonna stream his death within the next year

This “-maxxing” and “-mogging” stuff comes from an ugly place and has never been particularly funny. But what about if *I* adopt it, but ironically,

At least 3 of these are only for getting fucked up and don't enhance your performance doing anything. Why would you combine all these to STREAM of all things oml

It's way more for the normal shoots lol but yeah planning it out properly always equals better art

The millennial subreddit is soooo lameeee it's always just a bunch of losers being like "remember when we used to party? Now I go to bed at 9pm" bitch speak for yourself lmao

That's def going on the docket I just don't seem to know how to not be naked

Oh that's so true, I fully forgot live action Bloodborne already exists lmfao

Me writing the doc for my sfw shoot ideas: so I'm wearing a sheer dress with nothing underneath and deepthroating a melting popsicle-WAITFUCK

Honestly same. I feel like FromSoft games can't make good movie adaptations because the thing that makes them cool is the fact that the lore usually spans thousands of years of in-universe time so wtf is the movie about

Now I just have to find someone comfortable in their own cringe enough to actually come with me to this to cry in public amongst the teenagers

Wow there's enough LA screenings of the TADC finale now that I don't even have to be mad about it anymore/don't have to drive across town to some random ass theater to see it!! Fuck yeah!

Why no Bloodborne live action tho.....why.....