"i hAvE FuCkIn' CoMpEtItIoN NoW!? DaMmIt!"

"i hEaRd sOmEtHiN' aBoUt aNoThEr mOtHmAn!"

"dOn't fUcKiN' tElL Me i'm bEiNg rEpLaCeD!"

"...tHaT FuCkInG SuCkEd, I LiKeD YoU BeTtEr bEfOrE YoU TrIeD BeInG RuDe."

*WHAT WAS THE POINT THEN!?!?!?*

"aS I SaId, I'M NoT AnSwErIn' ThIs fUcKiN' qUeStIoN!"

"...FuCk yOu mAn, I AiN'T AnSwErIn' ThAt sHiT!"

"...WoUlD Be fUcKiN' hIlArIoUs, So mAyBe?"

"sKiLl iSsUe, DuMbAsS! tRy nOt bEiN' sO ChEeSy aLl tHe tImE!"

"aBoUt tHaT.... ThEy aLl kInDa dIeD WhEn oUr wOrLd mErGeD WiTh tOkYo... SoOoO..."

"i wOuLd, If i fUcKiNg cOuLd fInD AnY MeAt iN My wOrLd!"

"aNy tImE I TrY To kIlL SoMeThIn' FoR FoOd, It tUrNs iNtO FuCkIn' MaGaTsUhI BeFoRe i cAn eVeN TaKe a dEcEnT BiTe! LiKe wHaT ThE FuCk's uP WiTh tHaT!?!?"

"...I DiDn't uNdErStAnD A FuCkInG ClUe aBoUt aNy oF ThAt aSiDe fRoM 'mEaT' aNd 'FlEsH'!"

"dAmMiT! nOw yOu'vE MaDe mE HuNgRy!"

"dUdE, i'm sO DaMn bOoOoOoReD! lIkE BeInG AsLeEp fOr sO LoNg nEaRlY KiLlEd mE!"

"oH GrEaT HeAvEnS!!!"

"WaIt, MaJo! YoU'Re aLiVe! I'M So dAmN HaPpY To sEe 'Ya!"

"hOlY FuCkIn' ShIt, I'M AlIvE!?!?!?"

"hOlY ShIt i'm bOrEd!"

"yOu fUcKs bEtTeR Do sOmEtHiN' sTuPiD So i cAn lAuGh aT It iN ThE NeXt 50 MiNuTeS, oR I'M GoNnA Go fUcKiN' iNsAnE!"

"hOlY FuCk tOgOrE'S BaCk!?!?"

"fOr... FuN?"

"I DoN'T GeT It..."

"eEk! HeY! wHaT WaS ThAt fOr, MaN?"

"...I DoN'T HaVe fUcKiN' fInGeRs tHoUgH?"

"hElL YeAh!"

"...WaIt wHaT Do wE EvEn dO To cElEbRaTe?"

"oH ShIt! ThIs oNe's mY FuCkIn' FaVoRiTe!"

"hOlY FuCk!!!"

"wAiT, wHaT Do yOu mEaN It's 'My dAy'?"

"hAlLoWeEn iS StUpId aS ShIt!"

"...BuT YoU AlL BeTtEr sAvE SoMe cAnDy fOr mE AnYwAyS!"

*One last text... a thumbs up emoji... aaaand now Mothman's phone died... what a coincidence...*

*Suddenly... a voice message?*

<"i dUnNo hOw i cAn eXpLaIn tHiS In tExT BuT... mAkE SuRe tO CoMe bAcK SaFe, AlRiGhT? i dOn't wAnT YoU To bItE OfF MoRe tHaN YoU CaN ChEw.">

*Great.... that just worried him even more... he texts back*

<dude, you're gonna fucking die if you do that! why didn't you ask for me to help or something?>

*Mothman... being a great friend of Togore's... is obviously worried... immediately starting to text to the number on the paper...*

< togore why the fuck are you fighting demons!? >

*aaaaand, it's sent! now to.. impatiently wait...*

"cOmE On! CoMe oN! rEsPoNd dAmMiT!"

"...WeLl nOw yOu fUcKiN' oWe mE, i dUnNo wHaT, bUt yOu jUsT OwE Me, OkAy?"

"...ThAt's nOt fUcKiN' fUnNy mAn..."

"aGaIn?"

"wHaT Do yOu mEaN AgAiN!? WhAt tHe fUcK ArE YoU TaLkIn' AbOuT!?"

"i mEaN, i kNoW A FeW, bUt nOt aLl oF ThEm!"

"i'lL SaY It! I HaVe a fUcKiNg sUpErIoRiTy cOmPlEx cOmPaReD To aLl tHe cRyPtIdS! i aLwAyS ThInK I'M ThE BeSt oF 'eM! hEnCe wHy tHeRe's a gOoD ChUnK I'Ve nEvEr sEeN!"