ICE is not broken. It's agents murdering people, taking trophies of victims, using illegal tactics, breaking laws, spreading terror, and leaving death cards are not isolated events, outliers, or accidents. ICE is operating exactly as intended.
My wife and I have a secret to making our marriage last.
Two times a week, we go out to a nice restaurant and have a good meal and a nice glass of wine.
She goes on Wednesdays and I go on Fridays.
Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?
3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”
Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”
Thou shalt not commit blasphemy against Samuel L. Jackson’s monologue in Pulp Fiction, motherfucker.
All the MAGA asshats are basically telling Pope Leo to "Shut up and dribble," but he keeps dunking on them. 🏀
I'd prefer it in hot coffee, but o.k.
As long as it's not ketchup.
Because no one should ever put ketchup on a hot dog.
Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant.
So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad.
Thank you for coming to my
Ted talk
If you could only have one condiment for the rest of your life, what would it be? CAM SCHLITTLER ANTARCTICA WOULD BE GOOD.
Can you put Antarctica on a hot dog
It's 2080 and the AI clone of Geraldo Rivera opens Donald J. Trump's bomb shelter vault.
He finds a toupé, an industrial-sized vat of foundation, and the skeleton of Roy Cohn.
So he can do his Holy Doctoring...
How many classified documents and ex-wives could he bury in the bunker under his expensive ballroom?
I mean does he really need that cemetery on his Bedminster golf course?
Well, that cleared that up. 🤣
Is Bluesky hinky today?
I couldn't open it this morning, then I had to sign in again, and now my Skeets aren't loading properly.
Anyone else having trouble?
I'm American, and it's funny. (Though it's probably not ironic given that all the Brits tell me that we Yanks don't understand irony.)
Emma™️ is "America's Team".
As a Red Sox fan, I won't have her associated with the hated Yankees.
On the plus side, the nurses and doctors did an excellent job of looking after my access needs in the examining room, so there was some really good understanding of access there. They were great.
It was just a bit shocking that two disabled bathrooms weren't accessible.
We ended up finding a changing room where I could pull a curtain and use a urinal bottle.
But it just shows that there's a lack of disabled access even in hospitals.
Yesterday I had an ultrasound at Colchester Hospital.
I had to drink a liter of water an hour beforehand.
I then had to find a disabled bathroom pretty quickly after the test.
We went to TWO disabled bathrooms in the X-ray Suite. They were both too small to accommodate my power wheelchair.
Guy Fieri is WEAK on Crime
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This is rubbish from the AA. Around 25% of the UK population has some form of disability, so 6.6% of the UK population having Blue Badges is hardly newsworthy.
The President of the AA should mind his own business.
The U.S. is carrying over $34 trillion in national debt.
And somehow the loudest voices about “fiscal responsibility” keep voting for bigger deficits.
It is not about the debt.
It’s about who stealing everything they can from us before they’re voted out.
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No to De Zerbi
BREAKING: Another person has died in ICE custody, per required notification to Congress.
As a baseball fan of many years, I’ve never seen anything like this before. I love it. Normalize giving your fellow humans hugs.
I don't know what Scott Mills is alleged to have done, but getting sacked by the BBC the week after the Huw Edwards biopic aired is unfortunate timing.
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Tudor sacked by Spurs
Scott Mills now available
Coincidence??
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