Yay

When I was a teenager I thought teenagers were attractive
When I was in my 20s I thought guys knew their 20s were attractive
Now im in my 30s and I find DILFs in their 50s sexy af
Dont worry about aging, there will always be some type of weirdo into you

The cats out of the bag.
This September, I will be running for Corner Brook City council.
I love my city, and I want to help it reach its full potential. My DMs are always open for anyone who has suggestions or questions ♥️

Want to use these on my hinge profile can someone photoshop out the cigarette im still in my lying to myself phase

I think more men should aspire to be trad wives, why would you want to be a trad husband? Work hard all day while the missus stays home. Let feminism work for YOU. Become the wife. Stay home and play dinkies with your son. Let Sheila bring home the steak and onions. Dream big little fella

I have not 'Fallen into a depression' I am in 'Depresh mode' a temporary state, like when you put your 4 wheeler in low to get through a tough spot. Once conditions have improved i will flip the switch to 'Pop n fresh mode'
Those are the only two settings

sometimes im pleasantly surprised by how good looking a reply guy is. makes me wonder what the hell you’re doing with your lives tbh

Being single over the age of 30 and not having ever gotten a single pet is honestly my biggest flex, I'm out here raw dogging loneliness like a champ

I don't need MAID just untie the green ribbon and get it over with

I do not want an AI assisted experience I want the permafrost to stop thawing

Happy mothers day from me, your mommy

It would go well with

If I was a grown man named Tyler, I would lie. I would say a different name. Like Harold. Or Henry. Or Hal.

People who read think they are better than people who watch TV, but the truth is they are both just people sitting down and enjoying stories. Besides, they are both better than people who write. Writers are fucking cracked by

I cancel a lot of dates for someone who complains about being single but in my defense none of those losers are fuckable

Without voting we wouldn't have Kelly Clarkson

Vote

Why don't we call the wind industry- the windustry
I think that would be fun

His name is Tamagucci Mane

As a friendless loser I usually thrive online except online dating. I'm a loser there too

Cbc miniseries at least

Maybe if they rename Marble Mountain something fun like "Arse butte" some rich dude will buy it for his son as a joke then their eccentric family will move here and revitalize the ski resort

White lotus is ruining my life, I can't stop doing the Parker posey voice and now nobody wants to be around me. Ohhh nooooooooo

I need to see Wyatt Russell and Bo Burnham play brothers.

If money can't buy happiness, then please explain why I have felt absolutely FILLED WITH GLEE since buying myself a new handheld vacuum cleaner

Maybe my biggest mistake was learning to cook, if I want a stay at home husband I can't let him know I'm a gourmet chef, I need to pretend I can't boil water, or that I burn cereal. I want to be as useless as a 1950s man. That's the dream.

Just found out that at the young age of 36 my biological clock is running out, wow. I had no idea. Thanks pp

I need a bottle of wine and someone to listen to me rant

I bet you the porn stash at the sperm donor clinic is next level

We need to bring back awkward teen girl movies from the 90s like Ghostworld or Welcome to the dollhouse

Natasha lyonne could do euphoria but Sydney Sweeney could never do But I'm a cheerleader