can’t wait for my turn on the chair

oomf SHOT me

@xtophr.bsky.social

whatever it takes to get Patrick Wilson to come I guess

makes you think

Big lounge day

Release the files

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Oh my god yes this man is insufferable

Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

Red fucked and has a kid in ‘ANGRY BIRDS 3’.

Project Male Hairy

It’s a Sondheim lyric ugh

Does anyone still wear a hat?

Hairy Chest Committee thriving this week

I 🤎 LA

(jk)

Call Me By Your Mang

CCTV footage of me

That has been the them of today

no YOU scratched your face and wrists and knees faceplanting into the street taking your first sip of a $7 latte

I feel like there’s a more chill way for Delta to remind me about me about my flight??

Why is it always guys who look like this who fetishize us can’t we at least get hot ones

time for a philip glass walk home

hanging out with your ex? Idk that’s kinda weird :/

Sometimes I see guys’ bodies and I’m like Wait we can do that

“Oh my god” was a thought if that counts?

Valerie cherish enjoying the things that really matter ie slayyyter and Robyn get to streaming worst girl in America and sexistential!!!!!!

happy gay music friday

Thinking thoughts

staring at a torrent so it starts downloading