a woman in a bikini is sitting by a pool holding a glass of wine and smiling . ALT: a woman in a bikini is sitting by a pool holding a glass of wine and smiling .

next door roommate blasting cupcakke

a man in a white shirt is kneeling down in a living room with his hands on his head . ALT: a man in a white shirt is kneeling down in a living room with his hands on his head .

why tf is tomodachi life 85 bucks

i dont think ill ever play class of 09 bc genuinely wtf

mind you im 21 for fucks sake

if it didn't happen then i wouldn't feel like a dumb 16 year old now

suddenly remembered that one kylie jenner campaign ad video where she was unintentionally arabic downn

girlie needs complete therapy and a fraction of her fans would spew some shit like "2006 has never been alive baby"

thinking of becoming a fashion historian as a whim

"put the fries in the bag"-ass employment bc it literally is

a person walking on a sidewalk with a sign that says dragon ALT: a person walking on a sidewalk with a sign that says dragon

chinese new years. I'm not ready to pai nian

awake for 19hrs already and I need to be awake til 3pm

im still on the midnight sun

aced a test and the tomodachi direct on the same day life is worth living

i lost 3 rings to washing my hands it's so over

drinking milk outside of the comfort of my living quarters

today was my birthday

not him supporting the ban n then 1 year later went "me and the girls 🥰✌️"

bulge n cock flashing my homepage in the middle of campus

what in the what is therian

not looking forward to starting off the year sick

a woman with dreadlocks is wearing a headset and making a surprised face . ALT: a woman with dreadlocks is wearing a headset and making a surprised face .

me thinking how I'd act if I reestablish a new grindr account while not in the mood to freak👅 tf out

lady gaga is wearing a neon green costume and holding a microphone ALT: lady gaga is wearing a neon green costume and holding a microphone

enough said

basically I wrote a note to a guy that goes like, "you look cute, just saying." then I wrote "the seat you sat was sat by the drunk-pissed-his-pants-guy earlier..." underneath, but I think he didn't see it clearly... now it's just embarassing full stop

that was embarassing and fulfilling

a large group of people are sitting in a theatre watching a show called ellentube . ALT: a large group of people are sitting in a theatre watching a show called ellentube .

my slow burn intl student friend that i relate quite much has been gay all this time

me asf

the thing that kept me off from finishing my books is the whim of making a book-log thing

also im positive i can finish a book in a day bc i sped through a barely decent episode story made of 45 chapters in one sitting

starting to only use my phone when my laptop isn't around but i need to reduce the screentime atp

mckenna grace in fnaf 2 movie lowkey looks very similar to britney spears