work is evil, i think... my girlfriend is so brave...

everyone else is barely just friends

day 1 of tomodachi life we fell in love and got married

bsky.app/profile/rela...

thye shouldnt have let dog take the wheel oh shit oh fuck

"work" is this scary place girlfriends go to sometimes

I don’t have separation anxiety I just miss my wife she’s been gone for so long y amd i miss her so mych

Tomodachi Life
only a week away
can you believe it?

Tomodachi Life
only a week away
can you believe it?

Tomodachi Life
only a week away
can you believe it?

"this is my pulpygirl girlfriend"

'don't you mean puppygirl?'

*from behind me*
'I'm higher in fiber and vitamin c than other girls c:'

Good morning

wifeposting in my mind until i can get back to my comptuer

wok e up with a migraine

they dont call me the puppiest girl for nothing

youre kidding right

#ofthedevil

I love you dork <3

gods coziest dog

got confsued why my name was on the calendar for a hot minute i may be a little dumb

yaoi & yuri aren't defined by sexuality but also vibe, it's got a specific flavor to it

Ace Attorney? yaoi
Of the Devil? yuri
Naruto? yaoi
Death Note, surprisingly yuri
Better Call Saul? that's yuri too
Lego Batman? could go both ways, tbqh

you have a type idk what to tell you

killing the guy who invented missing my wife, she should just. be here :(

fighting the urge to missing my wife post every time she has to hang up

flirting is when she tells you where she’d hide your body

Diagram showing how to send "Bangai-O Spirits" custom levels between 2 Nintendo DS consoles, yelling really loud.

sex