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Posts by Carl, But Gnome 🎂

These two: *Are in the episode for roughly 30 collective seconds. The guy in blue has no lines. Tertiary extras who existed to facilitate a single plot beat.*

Me, very gay: "They are color-coordinated boyfriends who got married in Massachusetts in 2004 and are still muscle hubbies 22 years later."

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If ever there was a 90s cultural trend deserving of a proper comeback...

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I'm sure I'm not the only one that remembers the Crash ad in particular, haha...

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These two: *Are in the episode for roughly 30 collective seconds. The guy in blue has no lines. Tertiary extras who existed to facilitate a single plot beat.*

Me, very gay: "They are color-coordinated boyfriends who got married in Massachusetts in 2004 and are still muscle hubbies 22 years later."

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Me blocking someone

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Whiteboard drawing of a stick figure child with long loop-de-loop arms running along and saying “BAH.”

Whiteboard drawing of a stick figure child with long loop-de-loop arms running along and saying “BAH.”

This Loopy Li’l Lad says: “BAH.”

👦➿✋

#DailyDoodle

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a cartoon character with a mustache and epaulettes is standing in front of a table Alt: The king from Disney's Cinderella" grouchily flapping his arms in a "harumph"motion.

I will be enjoying cartoons until I am a wrinkly ol' grandpa - and a big ol' phooey to anyone who thinks I shouldn't.

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😀

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No, Astro Bot.

#CarlArt #SelfPortrait #Astrobot #Comics

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Screencap from the Weekenders episode "Best" where a pair of large, big-chinned personal trainers wheel Tino (whose body is stuck in a standing wide-armed stance) home on a dolly. The two comically broad beefcakes are wearing matching outfits with sunglasses, skimpy muscle shirts, and sneakers - red on the left, blue on the right.

Screencap from the Weekenders episode "Best" where a pair of large, big-chinned personal trainers wheel Tino (whose body is stuck in a standing wide-armed stance) home on a dolly. The two comically broad beefcakes are wearing matching outfits with sunglasses, skimpy muscle shirts, and sneakers - red on the left, blue on the right.

Chest-height shot of the two trainers from the same scene. The red-shirt trainer on the left has a short ponytail, while the one blue-shirt trainer has fuller combed-back hair.

Chest-height shot of the two trainers from the same scene. The red-shirt trainer on the left has a short ponytail, while the one blue-shirt trainer has fuller combed-back hair.

Low-angle, waist-height shot of the two trainers looming over Tino at the gym to offer their training services.

Low-angle, waist-height shot of the two trainers looming over Tino at the gym to offer their training services.

Fudge 'N' Fitness Personal Trainers (The Weekenders, S3E6, 2001)

This show passed me by as a kid since I was usually watching WB or Fox Kids on Saturdays, but several different highlight reels of Tino's mom being sassy and wise have popped up on my timeline the last two days.

Anyhoo, men large.

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Me blocking someone

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No, Astro Bot.

#CarlArt #SelfPortrait #Astrobot #Comics

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Whiteboard drawing of a stick figure child with long loop-de-loop arms running along and saying “BAH.”

Whiteboard drawing of a stick figure child with long loop-de-loop arms running along and saying “BAH.”

This Loopy Li’l Lad says: “BAH.”

👦➿✋

#DailyDoodle

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An official movie render of Yoshi holding an egg in front of a clipart book titled "Hot to Commit Tax Fraud, by Chet Rippo," all over a blurred screenshot from the game "Yoshi and the Mysterious Book."

An official movie render of Yoshi holding an egg in front of a clipart book titled "Hot to Commit Tax Fraud, by Chet Rippo," all over a blurred screenshot from the game "Yoshi and the Mysterious Book."

Yoshi and the Mysterious Book 📙

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I've never been a Star Fox guy, but I know a lot of folks who are and I'm glad your crops are being watered.

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a group of fish in plastic bags with the words " now what " written on the bottom Alt: Scene from Finding Nemo where the fish tank gang has successfully executed their plan, but are now trapped in plastic baggies. The puffer fish says: "Now what?"

Hwelp.

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a group of cartoon characters including a purple bunny and a pink robot Alt: Scene from The Amazing Digital Circus Ep 7 where the main cast looks with wide-eyed shock after learning the episode's big twist.

I have watched Episode 7 + 8 💾🎩

...and now I get to wait three months to see how it all ends like everyone else 🫠

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🔴BREAKING:
making cartoons is hard why didn't anyone tell me

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Whiteboard drawing of a tired office worker holding a cup of coffee, rendered with angular geometric lines.

Whiteboard drawing of a tired office worker holding a cup of coffee, rendered with angular geometric lines.

This Boxy Li’l Bureaucrat says: “It’s a floating, angular living…”

☕️🫤🟪

#DailyDoodle

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Ocarina of Time was a great game that revolutionized 3D exploration in the medium. I've also seen it front-to-back roughly a billion times across the last 30 years. Its semi-permanent status as the "Greatest Game of All Time" is a well-trod punchline.

I'm not chomping at the bit for ANOTHER remake.

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Me, after spending 100+ hours on Tears of the Kingdom in 2023: "I enjoyed my time with open-world Zelda, but I've more than had my fill. Really just want a solid, linear, dungeon-focused Zelda again..."

Galactic Nova, 10 trillion lightyears away:

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the number 200 is displayed in a pixel art style Alt: Scene from Strong Bad Email 200 where we see “200” written out in three different text styles on the Lappy screen before typing out “strongbad_email.exe”

200 Gremails 🎶
Exhausting just to think about 🎶

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"This family STINKS!" >:(((

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Shiny Mega Gengar EX card, from the Mega Shine set in Pokémon TCG Pocket.

Shiny Mega Gengar EX card, from the Mega Shine set in Pokémon TCG Pocket.

Shiny Mega Manextric EX card

Shiny Mega Manextric EX card

Shiny Mega Slowbro EX card

Shiny Mega Slowbro EX card

Geez and criminy, the Mega Shine booster set in TCG Pocket has been living up to its title so far ✨✨✨

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Kingdom Hearts OST - Dive into the Heart -Destati-
Kingdom Hearts OST - Dive into the Heart -Destati- YouTube video by OST Centre

All kneel for the sacred hymn...

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Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.

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You mean to tell me there's too much lengthy wording in *deep breath* the Super Mario Bros. Wonder Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park Game™?

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Feel better soon!!

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Let this be the last frame of Rowling's latest ethical dumpster fire I ever see.

Do not.

Do *NOT.*

Not what? Not anything.

No "Just the 1st ep" to sate your curiosity.
No hate watching.
No pirating + sharing screenshots/clips.
It all leads to cash in TERF hands.
Deprive the evil flame of oxygen.

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