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Our happy bouncy sheep Squirrel enjoying a run with Chris
Why thank you so much!! I hope your weekend is full of treats & pets!
I don't hate garlic, but I actually put in less than what a recipe calls for, because I actually like tasting other flavors.
And when you cook at home for a while, you start to realize just how much sugar & salt restaurants use. I can't bear to eat some of my takeout favorites anymore.
Gangsta Chef a.k.a. Thug Peach, and the viral tuna salad sammie! 😂
Did you ever see this?
youtu.be/UnceMoPtVfE?...
I interviewed Julie DiCaro basically asking her advice -- how should we approach sports fandom when it lets us down?
Happy Saint Patrick's Day! I wrote a review for a Mexican-Irish fusion restaurant in Jersey City, but also wrote about American identity in an empire in decline ☘️ johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/everyone-i...
Hugh is still waiting for his forever home!! Sweet, cuddly, chatty, playful, this boy is just the perfect Orange! Elkton, MD. Details and application at: www.petfinder.com/member/us/md...
Here's my take
I want one!! Any recommendations for a first-time buyer?
They are trying to rip the heart out of Ben & Jerry’s Heart, and it is no longer the values-driven activist company that Ben and Jerry created. So we need your help! SIGN HERE: actionnetwork.org/petitions/do...
FYI: If you think you can’t help animal non-profits because you have no money and no time to volunteer, you are WRONG! You can help by consistently liking, sharing, bookmarking, and commenting on their social media posts - especially on platforms where they get screwed by the algorithm! 🤖
That's why I like the Canadian, Finnish, and Swedish players.
Sitting in a bar, watching the snow fall, listening to the 3 men next to me talk about proofing bread. One of them has a spreadsheet!!! #bread #blizzard #DayDrinking
Five zoos across Japan faced off to see which of their capybara champions takes the longest soak in an outdoor bath.
I know, I had you at "capybara."
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
I use google books every day for work, and this has been driving me crazy. I just thought it was a glitch. *sigh*
At Pershing Field in The Heights, Jersey City, the Little Libraries have some rapid response #ICE kits from Spirit of Liberation (SOL) Jersey City.
❤️
I had the best public transit experience the other day. Going into Manhattan on the path train, a young girl was talking non-stop to her friend, like so much she was barely taking a breath. When she got off, practically the whole car burst out laughing. It felt so good!
A black cat stands on her hind legs looking over the back of an office chair that is glowing in a sunbeam.
Smooshy says, "Did you say tunarita?"
It breaks my heart that kids are bullied. I hope that your awesome life has made up for it.
Thank you for these threads. They help keep the horrible world at bay for a little while.
Hey! @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @bsky.app I seggond dis sentimint "this is not ok. Abusers should experience consequences, not their victims. Lots of us reported the harasser. It's distressing that Bluesky moderators decided harassment & threats are fine." Dis animal advocate, nise person
It’s probably unfair to the other filmmakers but we feel like we have to give at least some kind of best short film prize to the video of the ICE Agent slipping and eating shit on actual ice (#iceoniceviolence) and then having a dude repeatedly yell “FUCKING PUSSY” at him. We know art when we see it
These photos just broke me. Love her! Thank you!
This is Chilli. He can go from zero to sixty in a matter of seconds. Uses this extraordinary ability to say good morning very promptly. 14/10 (IG: chilli.thegreyhound)
