my friend busts through my door shouting “IT'S TRASH BOYS TUESDAY FUCKER!!” he continues “Grab your gun and tuck your penis, it's gonna be a wild ni-“ hes cut off by me saying “I can't do a Trash Boys Tuesday. I have work.” hes stricken with grief “But... But it's trash boys tuesday...”
Posts by StealthIntel
"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"
yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up
two sketches of Hitch the mouse and Hitomi the cat: Hitomi is pinning her mouse boyfriend to the wall, Hitch flustered. the second pose is Hitomi grabbing Hitch's belly while Hitch looks up at her with his hand on her face. text: how girls should treat their boyfriends
(repost) soft sketches with them
my demon character lefty!
blue on blue
*studio audience cheering*
Ok well I never lose with rock So something's up erm sorry:( i just guessed I'm a rock main you know this Paper is just such a bullshit counter Like honestly it's cheap Ohh I'm gonna build my whole playstyle around countering rock Like honestly this game is supposed to be fun and you're just making it way too competitive
a blonde woman speaks to a brunette in a lesbian bar, “HEY SHAWTY, WANNA GET OUT OF HERE AND WRIGGLE OUR BODIES ON TOP OF EACH OTHER UNTIL WE'RE KIND OF HORNY BUT NOT ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY HAVE SEX?” the brunette responds: *SIGH* “YEAH, THAT WOULD BE SICK AS HELL” END
A lusty smiled mature fox anthro lady in a blue polka dot bikini with a ocean and beach background
Bikini YCH for @xavious.bsky.social
Calliope's blue polka dotted bikini ~! ☀️🌴
I do not want to be on guard when I read manuscripts. I do not want to be on guard when I read slush. I do not want to be on guard when I listen to music, when I look at visual art, when I WATCH A FUCKING COMMERCIAL. I hate Altman so much I burn with it. He and his kind have stolen the WONDER.
fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM
a 4 panel comic with someone kneeling at a table. the thought bubble says 'I gotta stop sitting like this, I'm gonna fuck up my feet' they sit regularly and then grimace
Man it sucks that images aren’t displaying if only there were some helpful tool where you could describe the photo with a few words. Like. An alternative text or something.
Don't think it was bub! Offloading stuff you have to think about with ai is a provable bad decision
It went bad lmao
the fascists have been lying, cheating and changing the rules to their benefit for years. turnabout isn't just fair play, it's the only way to maintain some semblance of a civil society.
Fuck ai
A meme psychoanalysis chart, first row goes: “Maladaptive pattern” followed by “my partner is a kitsune (foxgirl)”, “I’ve been tricked!”, “depression” The following row goes: “After cognitive restructuring”, followed by “my partner is a kitsune (foxgirl)”, “tail!”, “no depression”
Remember if you do get a foxgirl gf, you must adjust your way of thinking. 🦊
Couple a girls ready to rock
I-no x Elphelt 🤘 I don’t see nearly enough of this ship out there
#GGST #guiltygear #yuri
Would be a shame if someone actually credited the artist instead of just reposting it and cropping the watermark pcholkachai.tumblr.com/post/7053687...
As of 2023, Sherlock Holmes is finally in the public domain in the United States -- which means that Arthur Conan Doyle's heirs and random other rights-holders can no longer insist that the character be free of any trace of homoeroticism.
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Lifeguard Leon, anyone ???
Date night nerves aaaaaaaa
Ann, Ryuji and Akira/Joker/Ren from Persona 5 in a cuddle pile. Ryuji looks like a muppet.
Look At Them
Retsuko wearing a white off shoulder blouse with a flower pattern on the collar and a black knee length skirt she/her
finally designed retsuko's look for chapter 3 🌹
quifrey and olruggio from witch hat atelier. quifrey hugging olruggio from begind and leaning his head on olruggios shoulder
catching up on Witch Hat Atelier ❤️
Pre first date nerves for tomorrow
poorly drawn cat with very long legs
a picture of a white-and-gray cat lounging on the edge of a bed, its front legs hanging straight down unusually long toward the floor
We all like the urges of the flesh, don't we folks?
Yes! Yessss!