Me. Nutmeg. Baking. Maybe even when not called for.

JHC

Black-chinned pumps its tail when hovering (at the feeder, for example)

I am a female person and I have noticed this same thing at baseball games where the bros around me have no f’ing idea what a balk is and they don’t know how to score a game. Sheesh.

Life is not worth living without black cats

Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.

Time for Mamdani and Obama to go to a baseball game with the Pope. Let’s just blow this whole thing wide open.

If you don't want to forcibly end the state of Israel, against the will of the Israeli people, then you are a Zionist. That's what that word means, that you think Israel has the right to go on existing like any other state.

So when you see people demonizing Zionists, understand that means you, too.

“You have to stop listening in categories. The music is either good or it's bad.”

— Duke Ellington

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

What is this “too much butter” of which you speak?

We are stuck togethir on a tinye beautiful driftinge rocke wyth nobodye outsyde and nobodye cominge to save us. We are the onlye ones heere yn a wild expanse of night and silence. We sholde be lovinge each othir all the tyme. We sholde be greetinge each othir "hey, miracle!" We sholde be daunsinge.

Yes, and every R in the AZ State house

I am permanently traumatized by Old Yeller, so yes, I agree

Light refraction = magic!

Imagine being the Pope and having the seven deadly sins in human form out here saying he hates you.

Congrats Pope Leo.

White bold text on a blurred multicolored background reads: Sure the Strait of Hormuz is important, but what we really need is the Strait of Jacket.

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On the other hand….

I love the determined gaze into middle distance like, lalala you can’t see me!

Oh yeah, baby. The TC! Every spring. My spouse knows all the lines. Oh Moses, Moses!

The Pope is not weak on crime. He drives the Popemobile. Only one other figure drives a vehicle that ends in “mobile” and I’ve never seen them in the same room.

We Ride at Dawn

Whut now?

Is that a trick question?

Who creates this crap? Not the Donald, who is either too dumb or too old

Your daily reminder that if voting requires a $165 passport, that’s a poll tax…

We made those unconstitutional in 1964.

Chicago White Sox pope hats giveaway

In the running for greatest giveaway of all time

That is blinkin’ brilliant

The Artemis missioun doth show that the thinges that are trulye the most astoundinge yn thys worlde, the thinges that will echo on thrugh historye, are not technologye, howevir marvelous, but common human braverye, wondir, and love. These will be the themes when thys storye ys tolde for centuryes.