A person viewed from behind stands in a foggy night setting, holding a metal lug wrench at their side. They wear blue jeans and a dark crop top featuring a circular logo with a red graphic and the text "RED HOT SCORCHED WEEN". In the misty background, bright yellow car headlights glow alongside a faintly lit gas station pump. Large, glowing red neon text in the center reads "PANIC CHECK" with "MARCH 2026" positioned below it. A glowing red geometric logo of an eye inside a hexagon sits in the bottom right corner, and a thin red neon border frames the scene. The visual style is dark, gritty, and cinematic, conveying a retro thriller or horror aesthetic. If you’re reading this but you haven’t checked out HOW’S MY DRIVING? on The Panic Table yet, what are you even doing?

For the morning crowd: our monthly newsletter is up. tinyurl.com/paniccheckma...

A horror-themed movie poster for "How’s My Driving? Volume 2: Thank You for Shopping." The central figure is a person wearing a black leather jacket with a white plastic shopping bag tied over their head, obscuring their face. In front of the figure, the words "Thank You for Shopping" are written in a large, red, stylized cursive font. The background features a dark, grainy night scene of a desolate parking lot and a single-story commercial building with lit windows. A white van is parked in the foreground to the right. Text at the top includes the names "Laurie Hernandez, Anne Monteverdi, Gina Susanna, Cameron Strittmatter" above the title "HOW'S MY DRIVING? VOLUME 2" in a bold, distressed white and red font. At the bottom, logos for "The Panic Table" and "DNGN Club" flank the tagline: "THE DAGGERHEART HORROR HACK THAT WON’T STAY DEAD." The overall color palette is dark, dominated by blacks, deep reds, and muted greens, evoking a gritty, slasher-film aesthetic.

Attention, shoppers. Coming soon.

Okay I know it's 30% military-funded propaganda, but hot damn WAR MACHINE is 70% unbelievably cool mecha survival horror. Haven't seen a movie that's so very effectively a grueling boss fight for over an hour and I'm kinda loving it. This would kick ass as a @mothership.bsky.social module.

March '26 Panic Check: A Hit-and-Run Sequel, Merch, and Acceptable Losses | The Panic Table Get more from The Panic Table on Patreon

March Update is live, in which a sequel is announced, lots of pretty pictures are posted, and @manysidedmedia.bsky.social's Perils & Princesses AP is lightly swooned over.

The cast is pictured in order: Gina Susanna, Cameron Strittmatter, Anne Monteverdi, and Laurie Hernandez.

'How's My Driving' features:

- Olympic Gymnast Laurie Hernandez as Jude the Baddie

- @ohheyitsgina.bsky.social as Emma the Lover(girl)

- @annethegnome.bsky.social as Daphne the Group Mom

And @spooky-oh-no.bsky.social in the GM chair!

Just in case it hasn’t been said yet, there’s a hidden gem for electrum archive by @iknowadamseats.bsky.social

I believe it’s called “The Ballad of Johnny 45 Dicks”

Personally, I’ll unsubscribe if yall don’t run this

goodness gracious

Mandy (2018)

This is the overlay of my character you see right at the beginning of the show and i think it's so funny how it implies one thing at the start, and by the end it implies something *very different*

(great job @spooky-oh-no.bsky.social -- the little decor is so fun)

Fresh @‘s without a comma bungle
@annethegnome.bsky.social @ohheyitsgina.bsky.social @dngnclub.itch.io @justrada.bsky.social

A promotional graphic for a podcast titled "HOW’S MY DRIVING? THE DAGGERHEART HORROR HACK." The image features a dark, cinematic composition with a red border. At the top, a figure wears a brown leather jacket and a crumpled brown paper bag over their head, set against a backdrop of dark, stormy clouds and a faint lightning bolt. In the top left corner are two logos: a red geometric eye within a hexagon and the stylized letters "TPT." Below the central text, a white van with its headlights on sits in the middle of a dark two-lane road at night. The side of the van has "FREE CANDY" written in red, dripping, spray-paint style lettering. The overall tone is eerie, suspenseful, and themed around horror.

Close your eyes. The van is still there.

Listen now. Drive safe.

Podcast link: bit.ly/4qwBsOi

Ft. @annethegnome.bsky.social, @ohheyitsgina.bsky.social, and professional flipper Laurie Hernandez

A title card for an upcoming Daggerheart game Titled Derelictland, One NIght at Micky's.

Session 2 of Bureau of Chronological Affairs tonight!
The Agents are tasked with returning a certain sword to a certain stone before this version of 1980's Florida melts into the multiverse — all while avoiding the animatronic horrors of Derelictland!

*turns into dust, complete

holy sh*t

YAY

Yeah hey so this fuckin' rips. @spooky-oh-no.bsky.social is such a good horror GM. Also, I went and pulled up @dngnclub.itch.io's PDF of this & not only is this all there, there's also so much more that you can do if you run this yourself. Premium horror movie experience in TTRPG form, I tell ya.

We Turned DAGGERHEART Into A Slasher Movie (ft. Laurie Hernandez) | How's My Driving? YouTube video by The Panic Table

How’s My Driving is to Daggerheart APs what Paranormal Activity was to Blumhouse: a signal of something transformative in the genre.

Kudos to everyone involved.

#daggerheart #actualplay #ttrpg #horror

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN2k...

Big if true

iluvu. gouache painting on paper

A dark-themed analytics card titled "Estimated revenue" displaying a total value of $7.18. A blue line graph plots revenue activity from Jan 10 to Feb 6. The vertical axis ranges from $0 to $1.35. The trend line remains relatively flat with minor fluctuations between $0 and $0.45 for the majority of the timeline, before spiking sharply upward on the final date, Feb 6.

Dinner’s on me tonight yall

Number go up. Hell yes. See what all the fuss is about.

Watch our Daggerheart horror one-shot:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN2k...

NUMBER GO UP

Just watched this and it is absolutely incredible. An amazing work by everyone!

Make sure to listen to the episode we did with @spooky-oh-no.bsky.social and @dngnclub.itch.io!! And maybe we’ll have the others on soon…

legendary

It's up. It's good.

SERIOUSLY Y'ALL if you don't have time to watch the whole show (it's only 2 hours!) just watch the intro because holy shit, Cameron really did THE MOST it's incredible

but also watch the whole thing

it's like an early 2000s slasher exploitation movie, if it was directed by a lesbian

okay look

CAIN SUN Kickstarter - launch party YouTube video by WacoMatrixo

My #mothershipRPG module launches tomorrow and I'll be livestreaming the launch hopefully with some other Mothership creators. If you want to enjoy European timezone smugness or enjoy European panic and last minute Kickstart corrections - come hang out with me!

This was neat.

Promotional poster for a tabletop RPG stream titled "HOW'S MY DRIVING." The top of the poster features a cream-colored header with bold black text describing it as "The Daggerheart Horror Hack from DNGN Club Games about one hell of a road trip." The central image is a high-contrast, moody scene set in deep darkness. A classic black muscle car is parked on a desolate asphalt surface, illuminated by its own bright white headlights and a faint red glow from the rear. To the right of the car stands a solitary, dark silhouette of a person wearing a backpack, facing away from the viewer. The bottom of the poster is styled in vibrant red text against the black background, listing the event details: "Thursday @ 7 PM ET only on YouTube," featuring Laurie Hernandez, Anne the Gnome, and Gina Susanna. The logos for "The Panic Table" are visible in the bottom left corner. The entire poster is framed by a thin red border.

Buckle up.

We're ripping into a one-shot of HOW'S MY DRIVING by @dngnclub.itch.io, a hack of DAGGERHEART by @darringtonpress.bsky.social.

STARRING
@annethegnome.bsky.social
@ohheyitsgina.bsky.social
Literal Olympian Laurie Hernandez
@spooky-oh-no.bsky.social

View discretion is advised.