Dick hole so loose, kidney stones just fall out.

When a bottom is constipated, do they lube up their hands and just dig it out?

Cum so hard I pushed out a kidney stone.

Aren't some guys scared of rimming another dude? Cause they can fart in yo face at any moment.

I am that one guy who's banned from his family group chat.

Twirling my ass hair thinking about him.

You use buttplugs for pleasure. I use buttplugs so I don't shit myself. We are NOT the same.

Goon so much and throwing my tissues in the garbage. I probably made my garbage can pregnant.

Wish I was home gooning and farting

Already do

I like to go in front of my bosses desk and pretend I'm an NPC

His armpits must be like cocaine the way I be sniffing them

If I had a dream about you, do not assume it's sexual. We fought. Some times I die by your hand and some times you die by my hand.

We need to send some of these twinks to the mines

Need to find someone who's just as autistic as me

If aliens are real I'm either going to fuck them or kill them. Both are for the greater good of humanity.

Always scared when wiping my ass cause what if the paper breaks and my finger gets in there?!

I just found out that I'm 5'7"! I always thought I was 5'8".... 😞

Wish I was stroking my shit at home instead of being at work.

I don't want to take it easy. I want to take it hard.

You are into vore and transformation because it's kinky. I enjoy it so I can reach my perfect form. We are NOT the same.

Spreading my cheeks just to fart

auburn the goat

Shit so big it hit my g-spot

Imagine the Gax Multiverse like the Spiderverse but with Gax. We have our own base and stuff. We are all the exact same except for one guy cause he isn't a Gax and one of the Gax's accidentally let him in.

Valentine's is next month... Who wants to be my Valentine? Just so you know, it do squirt.

I'm only gay on Tuesdays

Yes I did. Besides the earthquake lol

I'm coming home from Mexico.

It's crazy to wear white underwear cause if you don't wipe yo ass good enough then you going to get some mad shit stains on them.