a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a candle in the background . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a candle in the background .

>me watching my ex new crush's Normals

Like what would you do at that point. She steals your whole flow and the man she's crushing on is fucking Nagoriyuki. How am I supposed to compete with Nagoriyuki.

A white cardboard box upon which is printed an image (presumably depicting the product inside) of...some sort of creature. It is a roundish conglomeration of flower blossoms perched upon hoofed(?) feet by way of two short, spindly legs. It's face is the largest blossom set off-center near the top with two enormous hemispherical white eyes seemingly floating just in front of the petals and casting deep shadows over an otherwise sunny yellow. Two black dots lifted in a vacant stare are their only feature. Below these is a pink circular button of a nose. Its mouth is an impossibly regular gash of a pitch black smile sunken into the manifold layers of petals, defying geometry, biology, botony, and sanity in equal contemptuous measure. The creature's nature is clear. This riotous thing is an ambush predator. Patient. Thorough. Without compassion. It hungers not for meat, but for the pure, ecstatic joy of the act of killing. Available in the home and garden section just in time for Mother's Day.

...huh.

the ferocious beast

#callillust

Stocking and Scanty sketch

Stygian Calli

Doing Necron for the first time with Trusts and eating shit because half the party needs to eat every attack before learning a mechanic.

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#art

Today's warm up
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Mori Calliope 💀
#callillust

Hopped back into FF14 yesterday, gotta say it feels good to have someone go "Uh, can you guys vote kick me(which we did not do) I have raid in like 5 minutes 😊" after we wipe once or twice on a trial(my first time doing it) and then we all just nail it that very next try

Griselle

a girl like this stole one of my paramore hoodies and vanished off the face of the earth for months until one day she returned out of nowhere and I stole it back before she knew I was there

There is no way Jim Ryan was not the worst thing to happen to PlayStation in their entire history.

Mega Diana - Pragmata

Diana from Pragmata and a copy of the game Soma could do some real damage to Solution Nine.

We need more villains like Kenjaku who are willing to take a load for their long term plans

An excerpt from a Pragmata item description reading "Functionality: zero. Obsession with hanging out: maximum."

Many of you.

they're naming you Agitated Woman in the visual novel transcript

"You have the power to be his friend" immediately burrowed itself deep into my brain

BURGER

The introduction of Brett and Jane 1000 really does wonders for giving depth to John 1000's characterization.

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Super Limit Breaking NEO DLC out this Summer

fuuuuuck bro

world domination
#inART

commission for @deppster.bsky.social...!

Magik Rivals

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Salute to an all-time tweet