Please. This is a wig. I naturally have red hair, and I'm self-conscious about it..

This is a strong concept and if you're writing a newsletter I would like to subscribe

Show your work (teach me how)

Fucking rad

It's 09:15 AM. WHY ARE YOU NOT LEARNING GERMAN?!

The TOTALITARIAN DICTATORSHIP of having "VALUES"

"And what good is it to me that you're here now? Where where you twenty years ago, ten years ago? How dare you, how dare you come to me now, when I am this?" ..."I wish you had never come. Why did you come now?" The tears began to slide down the sides of her nose."

You made all the choices and sacrifices to make things nice. It didn't happen to you. You made it happen.

Chubby little baby man

What in the Tuatha Dé Danann?!

Why am I getting HIV prevention medication commercials? I'm not popular enough for sex!

Stop doing villainous deeds.

Dang..

How can you afford NOT to ship it at prices like these? It's like losing money if you don't!

It's a sports metaphor because the top comment on top with someone trying to get his friend laid and then the other comments are about the assist because he's assisting his friend

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

you know. maybe.

Sometimes survival looks like this and it's just punch the monkey being a baby and he has his little stuffed Ikea orangutan

I would like to be a giant redwood tree personally.

What is this?

Isn't Canada just a giant oil rig and mining conglomerate dressed like a government?

At prices like this you can't afford not to buy it

We NEED that 5 ton generator.... we can't afford not to have it!

share a GIF from a western you love

Bygone Days - (Joe Hisaishi - Studio Ghibli 25 Years Concert) YouTube video by thanhhieuth21

youtu.be/j5KaPy9pijs?...

Why would anyone be mesn to Juni? She's literally a Disney princess. Also, she's just a dog.

Jalapeño

Babies

I have lost my mate of ten years. She can no longer ever bear to see my face. My grief is immeasurable.

So what? Like, who cares? I am also a bad toaster.