Dog Bluesky is just so much better than cat Bluesky……

Just needed more corners and long throws

Just need a few more corners…

Arsenal are owned by a billionaire Trump donor.

Pope is a long word for Trump

A political appointment is not contingent on vetting. Be employed as a civil servant - which an ambassador would be can be contingent on vetting.

Elected ministers don’t have to be vetted. The will of the people overides security vetting.

Have you got the lawyers looking at the planning permission for the Spurs stadium? Might save you from relegation if performance on the pitch isn’t enough?

I would be embarrassed if my club was playing in a competition it didn’t qualify for purely because the lunatic owner already has an established offshore ownership structure established to avoid paying his taxes. Forest used to be a great club. What would Brian Clough make of it all?

They have agreed to refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America which is enough for him to give them the deal.

Mandelson was appointed to leverage his links to Trump via Epstein. They all knew exactly what he brought to the role. In another timeline this could have been a stroke of Machiavellian genius realpolitik…. We are not in that timeline and it looks dreadful.

At least we only try to compete on the pitch rather than by more nefarious means.

Eagles!!!!!

A Palace fan writes to ask which you admire more, Forests progress due to their football on the pitch or their legal team to get them into this competition in the first place.

The Pope kicks ass

Soft on crime, soft on the causes of crime

A bit too soft on crime for my liking.

The cheese makers you say?

Only problem is that it is a bit shit. You should all come to Glastonbury instead, we’d love to see you

But the Pope is weak on crime

The Pope pardons people everyday in confession. Is it really any different?

Plural is octopuses

Spurs are getting relegated because they are shit. Not because of any referee.

Because Iran won’t open the Straight I am going to blockade the Straight. Genius!

And a cunt

Melania was in a Pizza Express in Woking at the time

The greatest to ever play the game

We had Liz Truss at the Queens Funeral

The US is faced with a choice, does it prevent the crashing of the global economy or does it allow Israel to continue to murder civilians.

Trump is a cuck