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A clown in a storm drain: "But Georgie, my dear boy, you don't understand. I AM Pagliacci!"

@deadmeatjames.bsky.social Chelsea can be on the Traitors!
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We are live and starting a brand new series. Join us for Strange Days at Blake Holesy High aka Black Hole High.

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We are live with the wonderful @lucanassu.bsky.social watching Bloody Axe Wound. Join us for a slasher coming of age story.

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M: Girly Stardew | TTV/ElloriahVT
W: Chatting | TTV/MukyaVT
Th: Ravens Watch | TTV/MukyaVT
Th: Scary Movie Watch Party | TTV/Bardintheyard
Th: Chatting | TTV/MukyaVT
Fri: PEAK Collabs | TTV/MukyaVT

↓↓ Schedules Below ↓↓ #UndeRealmVTG

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Come get insulted by little Pete.

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Live playing the demo for Toxic Commando with @foxcomedy.bsky.social

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What's gonna happen to Artie?!
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Petex2 for fun

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New show pitch: Love is Blind but for adult friendships. Name it "I'm Not Looking to Start a Family, I Just Own Too Many Boardgames I Can't Play" or "I Need More Friends to Watch Bad Movies With".

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We are live in the state of Side Burn. Join us for Pete X2.

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Little Pete is truly the best. Join us!

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Little Pete has the best insults.

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I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!

I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!

Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!

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We are live with more little Pete insults! Join us in the Yard.

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We are back with even more Adventures with Pete and Pete! Join us!

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We are live and starting The Adventures of Pete and Pete. Join us in the Yard!

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Live and hanging with the Creep.
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We are live reconciling our differences with TheMarquisDeSpace. Join us!
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Live celebrating a Bloody Birthday with @analogamber.bsky.social
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If you see this post, share a smile.

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Things I would love to see less from #horror movies in 2026:
• The twist is it's a cult
• Every character in the public domain needs a horror movie
• Revealing the themes of the movie in a classroom
• References to cuckoo birds
• Origin stories
• References to the axe scene in the Shining

Psycho Goreman
12 Hour Shift
Summer of 84
The Vast of Night
The Ritual
Ghost Watch
Behind the Mask: the Rise of Leslie Vernon
Superhost
Sissy
Oddity
Lifechanger
Housebound
Loop Track
Green Room
Host
Lake Michigan Monster
His House
The Night House
The Void
The People Under the Stairs

We've been watching a lot of fun stuff on stream and if you're looking for some fond memories of weird shows, join us in the Yard. Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays at 7pm CST. We finished Round the Twist, and we've started Big Wolf on Campus. twitch.tv/bardintheyard

I had an unexpected delivery today during stream, @bardintheyard.bsky.social has been up to his antics of kindness again. Thank you!

I highly recommend his streams, such a wonderful place to be. So much, that I bought a t-shirt recently!

I did my first show at this years Edinburgh Fringe today and it was so great, then after the show I received flowers that were sent by the incredibly kind and talented @bardintheyard.bsky.social

Tried to make a nice video about it but somehow threatened all the comedians I work with. Whoops.

Seeing mutuals sharing altNPS again, so here’s a reminder of this excellent thread and this truth:

No one is immune to falling for a grift, but anyone can choose to do better once they learn better.

I assume Twitch will be contacting me with an award or special plaque or to make me the official Bard of Twitch. It just takes time.

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I hit 1k followers on Twitch and I couldn't have done it without a great community and incredible streamers supporting me. Thank you to @foxcomedy.bsky.social @oddtrots.com @owdocookie.bsky.social @comfiebee.bsky.social @nyckistars.bsky.social @justfourcats.bsky.social and everyone else who helped.