Politically speaking...

Tacit agreement...

Roughly 200–300 remain on Everest and are unrecovered...

Indeed...

A sausage fest...

Hobbies...

Steel umbrella...

"I--I love to toke up on the fat daddies... "

No. Don't. Stop.

Mr. Whiskers has filed jointly since 2019. He has never once contributed to this household. He is getting $280 back. He will spend it on nothing. He feels no guilt.

Tomorrow is Tax Day. You owe money you don't have to a government you didn't design for services you can't find.

On the other hand, at least you exist. The IRS will verify this.

The IRS audited Gerald Fitch in 1987. Gerald had been dead since 1974. They found discrepancies. Gerald owes $340.

Gerald remains unavailable for comment.

Death and taxes, they say. Death had the decency to only come once.

Must've been a real rough night...

I'll come find ya...

"The second in an ongoing series of completely true accounts of the adventures of Francisco "Crisco" County, Senior. The dam came down. Eustace Greer went up. The tin of lard was recovered downstream, intact, three days later.

Nobody asked."
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She seems nice...

Backyard Special Forces - Pole Division. Master of the dramatic climb, expert in awkward sawing, and certified chair-sitter...

Sage words of advice...

The Indian version cracked me up but the Korean version is perfect. Little sis did not get shot, she got written out of a K-drama.

Fact...

My cat doing standup...

Apparently, I won't be needing to go furniture shopping with the wife again...

The REAL question...

Don't forget to check on your friends. They might be drinking without you.

"Bro, bro... BRO!... I love you, bro."

"I know, bruh. Now, please sit down and drink some water."

Someone made a Miss Steak...

Perspective...

Research is important...