So I've realized that there is a fourth way to get me to bottom:
1. Have a commanding enough personality to inspire absolute submission
2. Be so overwhelmingly strong that I can't offer meaningful resistance
3. Earn the right by fighting me and besting me in combat
4. Be a woman with a big dick
Tucker Carlson: I'II be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. We're implicated in this. I misled people.
It'd sure be nice if Kamala Harris' campaign organization wouldn't constantly promote Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and whatnot. But oh well.
Oh damn 😍
Saw an angle of myself that makes me really want to start burning the fuck out of my belly fat and slimming down because goddamn, if I do I’ve got a natural hourglass under it all
If you’d messaged me, I would have just brought you back to rejoin the orgy
It was me, I cried 🥹 her poetry is so damned powerful and definitely reflected some of my own experiences that I can’t put into words 😭❤️🩹
It feels amazing when someone has this to say about your writing
I tried some shroom chocolates last night and I really enjoyed them. At one point I forgot how to open my eyes for a while, but I was pretty unbothered by that
There’s something special about ending the orgy with a shower threesome that involves shower karaoke and the three of us making out and holding each other while listening to Solidarity Forever
That’s some fuckin wild behavior. I’m sorry that’s happening to you 🫂
This weekend we have made a human centipede of ass eating, coined a new type of cuckoldry (magicuck - the act of cucking someone by teaching their partner to play magic while they watch), made a new track title and idea (clowngirl ecosystem) for my musician friend, and so much more
Cross your fingers for me that this clowngirl I’ve got over can get me pregnant tonight
The phrasing originates in actual mail, expressing a hope that it actually reaches you and that you are well when it reaches you
I dunno
So I’m in this girl’s lap right now and bitch starts singing opera. And i don’t mean I’m that good (though i am), but she literally started singing actual fucking opera
Hell yeah
Come sit on my lap and tell me all about your day
I’ll start with the human centipede recreation and then all the topping I did
Okay, but comparing her to clowns is insulting to clowns. Clownery is a noble and hot art that doesn’t deserve to catch strays like this
This. There are 10,000 things you can say shitty about Jenner, without punching down at her in a way that also hits all the other trans women. Attack the thing that merits attacking about your enemy, not their demographics. After all, the whole point of clowning them is to be *better* than them.
A few years ago, @theguardian.com ran numerous stories claiming - entirely without evidence - that anti-trans academics were being “silenced” by trans people.
It then censored a trans academic.
I know personally three trans academics who have had their work censored. Crickets from the Guardian
I’ll talk to you later, Bluesky. I’ve got a weekend long orgy for my roommate’s birthday starting this afternoon, so I’ll be off
The fact that the Epstein class was revealed to have killed, raped, and EATEN children and babies and it DIDN'T stop the world dead in it's tracks and create a sense of urgency to remove the current administration is beyond me.
You look lovely.
i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew
Cannot be stressed enough that Why has single-handedly managed to tank the credibility of the entire site's development team. It's hilarious that he's still employed. Definitely a very serious company.
I’ve never seen one. I’ve yet to hear any pitch that would make me remotely curious enough ti change that
Bluesky screenshot, two skeets by Angel Facts @angelic.style, that read as follows: anyone else want a fucking block today. anyone else want to piss me the fuck off becaue they don’t understand social etiquette. you were all raised in a fucking barn replying to someone is not “having a take” QUOTING my reply to someone in order to chastise me for confirming something my friend said that i’ve also had confirmed by people I trust is antisocial behavior. do any of you have real life friends
Y’all motherfuckers really had to be pieces of shit to Krystal enough that she deactivated her account, didn’t you?
The other day Tumblr suspended 200 accounts in the span of 5 minutes and the only reason we know - and Tumblr had to apologize - was because it was specifically 200 trans women
So this tracks
I'm just so fucking sick and tired of this. All these fiscally conservative Republicans screaming like babies boohoo taxes are evil. No taxes are just fucking fine. The problem is is that we haven't gotten to see any of the benefit of our taxes in fucking decades cuz it all goes to the military
