4 photos of David Lynch in a grid 1. David Lynch: "As soon as you posts posts" 2. David Lynch: "...people want you to talk abnout it" 3. David Lynch busting a gut 4. David LYnch: "...aand it's um the posts is the talking"
"you're a loose cannon cardarelli. I need you to turn in your hoodie, your oversized chinos, and your gun"
finished my final shift at the boymode factory 🥹
my goat
HUGE
👎 neovagina
👍 *obama voice* pussy 2.0
that gay ass horse needs to move tf out of the way and let me get between those fine men
yooooooooooooo
I like my balls how I like my fruit. low hanging¹
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1. the balls are low hanging due to age
"you'll get gout" they tell me. yes. the disease of kings
How much?
let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
Screenshot of fitness guru Mike Israetel doing a podcast
cum has great macros but don't kid yourself—you'll need to kiss your quivering partner 100 times to burn off the calories
sad :( if you end up with it again someday we should play!! I did a full playthrough with my friend and his mom and brother and it was cute
I think it’ the best in the genre. they nailed the progression system, great building mechanics, combat is fun, the vibes are nice, great music and stylized visuals
bitches love solving mysteries and doing suicide missions
impressive. lets see Paul Allen's boymode
every mtg card is named some shit like Felbain's Hung Noose
every hearthstone card is named some shit like Gelkor, Grim Gooner
every pokemon tcg card is named some shit like Jimmy's Pyukumuku PMAX Turbo
bad news Joel, my go to rn is spaghetti (I do make a nice turkey bolognese sauce with it tho)
oh ok that sounds nice. cumin is goated. my mom makes taco soup too and its good asf
Joel did yuo make this? Whats in it?
happy ash wednesday duststie
"You are dust and to dust you shall return"
ok bro write this down
1. I'm not dust, I'm like water and carbon and some other shit
2. I'm going to live forever
3. I will let you put the ash cross on my forehead but ONLY because it looks aesthetic asf
how many times do I need to hit myself with a hammer till I can understand this post?
THANK YOU
the holes don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you
last time I went down this route the sperm bank doctor told me 3 months no hormones. I would probs just try to get on t cream instead
lmao oh no
