Can things just not fucking suck for one moment please

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

IT'S IN THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

they should have called themselves GOLLUM because they're obsessed with what i've got in my pockets and can't stop saying stupid shit out loud where everyone can hear them

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Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Going to tell the grandchildren this was The Mandalorian and Grogu.

come on man.

Like if you wanna do that argument of oh but how do you know Its Not conscious and ascribe all inanimate objects a personhood like a kind of shintoism the gen ai should be considered a demon spirit not to be trusted in that schema

If you wanna ascribe ai a personhood its that of a demon spirit, it can pretend to be human but it is not and you can never understand it and it will say and do things harmful to you that are perfectly normal to it cause it is an alien entity pretending at humanity to lure you in

But it is tho…chatting with ai should be considered like chatting with a malevolent demon that may seem like it can help you but you can never trust it and it may well drive you into madness

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

There's a very odd but noticeable sense among pundits of a certain generation that universities exist to be venues for public speeches rather than places where people live and work.

A picture from The Hobbit showing Bilbo with pointed ears and various dwarves - noted enemies of the elves. The caption reads: "Characters playing elves in the fantasy film The Hobbit: An unexpected journey (2012) wore prosthetic ears.

I was discussing the concept of mise en scene with someone and I couldn't remember the precise definition so I looked it up. I ended up on the BBC GCSE Bitesize website and found this picture. The error in the caption could start entire WARS.

Buddhist monks? Oh, you mean the Koan Brothers?

Yesterday @reified-systems.itch.io pointed out that Basil's face from this Fawlty Towers VHS collection is nearly exactly The Expression from Disco Elysium, and my mind is blown.

I genuinely think this may be the original inspiration! So many details match up

100 years ago people lived their whole lives without the ordeal of a phone call

a nice looking sloth

a wet sloth, looking like some kind of demon creature that you might see in a nightmare or like, a republican primary caucus

march 1st 2020 march 2196th 2020

are you telling me this scallion can rap

One person tried to gotcha me, a person who literally codes purely for enjoyment, by asking the supposedly rhetorical question of "on your deathbed will you think back fondly on all the code you wrote and frameworks you used?"

Uh, yes, actually, absolutely. Thanks for playing!

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A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

The information panel for Strudel Man, a poster on the Something Awful Forums. Beneath the registration date of May 19, 2003, bright red text reads "ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT."

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Those moments are the last part of my job I can enjoy, and vibe coders want to take it away from me.

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I still think about this regularly

People got don't-put-it-in-the-newspaper mad that Shadowrun 4E added wireless hacking to everything. "It's so stupid, why would they network everything? Why would they make cyberware with hacking vulnerabilities?" And yet, every single year that's gone by has justified that decision more and more

From what co-workers who've experimented with it say, it's not even just code they'll never touch again, the things they've "made" with their "enhanced productivity" are so fundamentally uninteresting they don't even use them.

It's slop all the way through.

Imagine being a coder but thinking there's no artistry to writing code. What an empty existence